Just a girl who’s 30

disabled clown: oh boy I made it home! As a treat I’ll put on my compression socks and my compression belt and my compression shirt and my compression handkerchief and my compression handkerchief and my compression handkerchief and my compression handkerchief and my

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

guy who posts on social media that he would survive a saw trap because he’s built different so jigsaw kidnaps him to challenge that claim but he actually survives so now john and the whole team have to withstand “surviving a saw trap is nothing with the right mindset” posts for the rest of time

episode of phineas and ferb where they unwittingly become john kramer’s apprentices

“honestly, perry the platypus, I can’t stand that jigsaw character. always yammering on about ‘moral imperatives’ and ‘changing lives.’ it’s all hooey. to say nothing of the clean up. you wanna know how many hours a day he spends cleaning the traps? seven. i asked him. three of which are spent just on the puppet. i told him to just cover it with a sheet, but he got all mad and told me it would ruin the effect. some people, i swear.”