how is any of this considered blogging

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

obsessed with the mono color usage here

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company

life row inmate eating his first meal

the Buddha used to say this about any baby he saw and people hated it

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

my most annoying person trait is that i can’t stand by and watch when someone is like “these two words don’t even rhyme” and then they say a slant rhyme