Misplaced Lens Cap
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oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day
Kiana Khansmith
Stranger Things
Origami Around
AnasAbdin
ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Andulka
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
hello vonnie
Discoholic 🪩
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
almost home
Janaina Medeiros
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@michaelchaosjones
romantic shakespeare quotes to seduce your lover
“I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest”
“Of the very instant that I saw you, did my heart fly at your service”
“My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite”
“I wish you all joy of the worm”
“Come, let’s away to prison”
“What, you egg?”
[exit, pursued by a bear]
Sonnet 130
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Watching Honest Trailers and they have a new episode on The Witcher, this was their starring for Jaskier and I laughed so hard.
Pls teach me 👀
Okay but this is brilliant 😂
Titanic conspiracy exposed
HOLY SHIT
Let’s not forget Jack has the exact same haircut as John Connor
Paul rudd is so amazing!!!!!
I’ve never seen this actual video
Context makes it more baffleing????????
“The Fake AH Crew have learned that you can earn $10,000,000 for completing the Criminal Masterminds. All they have to do is complete every heist mission, with the same four people, without dying.
P i e c e o f c a k e , r i g h t ? ”
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a comic
amazing artistry created and invented by the talented @godi_go on instagram!
holy shit
omg
it’s back
wat
I have yet to witness something as fucked up as this
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
Holy shit
This is an ace attorney trial
“Now comes the exquisite twist”
The son had actually murdered himself
it’s a big murder cycle
What the actual fuck?!??!!
How the Examiner kept needing to recorrect his autopsy. Love this completely bizarre scenario.
I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this.
Bro what in the f
bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches
Russell Howard’s Good News s10e07
I CAN’T BREATHE
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broke: only slash three tires because if you slash all four then insurance will cover it but they won’t cover three (this is literally not true btw and could serve to establish in court that you were slashing their tires to cause maximum financial damage as opposed to an emotional rage)
woke: slash all four tires because fuck em
bespoke: slash two tires diagonally opposite from each other. nobody has more than one spare, it’s impossible to get up on jacks, and trying to drive it will destroy the undercarriage as it rocks back and forth and slams into the ground
true ending: don’t fucking slash tires because they’re under insane amounts of pressure and putting a knife between yourself and an exploding tire is a bad idea. just get a pair of clippers and cut the valve stem to cause an unfixable leak like a normal person
Ascended:
Take a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Carve your name into the leather seat
Maybe then he’ll think before he cheats
BITCH OH MY GOD
HOLY FORK!
@captcaroldanvrs
hello Witcher fandom, here is my first contribution
The hills are alive with the sound of VIOLENCE. 🚑
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Aaaand the last Flash sale commission! @ineffablefool requested a kiss on the cheek and lovely chubby Aziraphale :D
A little addition to my last post about Jaskier being hot while yelling: Now get ready for Jaskier being hot while speaking Elder
