Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.
These tags are the best tags ever:
#im pretty sure the op intended ‘jedi accountant’ to mean ‘accountant who does the jedi order’s books’#but im picturing a force-using accountant (who really should have been sent to deal with that naboo business)#suddenly stopping in mid-calculation and looking around like#‘i sense a great disturbance in the force’#pause#‘wait where’s qui-gon what is he doing this time’
via @tolkienaboutit THAT’S WHAT I WAS SAYING
Make no mistake I adore this post but he did not pay for that boy. He wrote him up as gambling winnings. That’s probably worse.
“Not only have I returned, but I also acquired this small child while on assignment.” ~Normal, expected of the Jedi Order
“Don’t worry, he’s tax-deductible.” ~Wait. Qui-Gon. What did you do?
W-2G with “Boy” in the amount
It’s called “personal expenses”, Harold
