Pickle Man

@picklemanhasurges

im the guy from pinterest please stop asking I mean you no harm. My name is Patrick, I'm 31, and I'm not here to cause any harm. Please don't contact the police, please don't alert the authorities, please don't freak out. I'm not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don't freak out. (He/him) < intentionally capitalised. btw pickled art is my art tag

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this + 2 naprogesic is the only thing keeping my body from becoming a bloody red paste on some SUVs windscreen after i go 130kms in a residential zone and let jesus take the wheel (i dont feel very well)

#i think i finally made a good looking meal #im growing and learning <3

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went to the doctors for a referral and waited 45 minutes to see a guy who looked up "types of cysts" with google gemini but its okay because he had a fat ass #iloveobjectifyingmen

i want to go to the Gym and get big arms and big shoulders but what if the gymbros sense my weakness and kill me... what if they eat me for protein..

ive spent a total of 4 hours trying to make this fuckass fallout new vegas modpack work because im sick of the game crashing but now the game wont even launch.

somehow this is todd howard's fault.

#ive reinstalled everything a bajillion times #restarted my laptop a quadrillion times #i just wanna see raul #my baby boy whom i havent seen in months #because i got stuck in that STUPID honest hearts dlc #ITS NOT GOOD.#EVERYONE LIED TO ME.

i will draw and i will write and i will play the guitar and i will listen to music and i will play videogames and i will engage with my hobbies and i will have fun no matter what my evil brain tells me

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EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT A STRUGGLE MEAL IS BUT THEY DONT TELL YOU WHAT A REAL #THRIVE MEAL LOOKS LKKE. #THRIVING AND DRIVING

hallo pickleman! are you doing artfight this year?

hello! no because on average i make 1 drawing every 2 months. but it sounds cool in theory!

restaurant im working at got a negative review that was DEFINITELY 100% about me but all of my coworkers were coping saying it couldnt be me because they know me so well and good golly im just so kind and polite <3

(they dont know)

#the review said their waitress was super rude #and thats true i was #but IN MY DEFENSE #it was a busy night and we were understaffed #and i was already hanging on by a thread emotionally #so forgive me for not giving a shit that ur steak was dry #with that being said #i cant tell if im actually a nice person or its just because im scared of ppl 24/7??#idk reading no longer human fucked me up #hes literally me ohhh mmy goddddd

gender euphoria to me is not wearing mens clothing or having a guy name it is coming home from a long and terrible shift very late in the night to pour myself some whiskey and eat a big hearty meal while watching the football

i just wanna be him so badly

#happy pride month to me #also shout out to the old butch lesbian who kept calling me buddy at work <3

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IM DOING IT!!!(backgrounds) AAAHHH!!!

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how have i not given up on this oh my ghosh

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IM DOING IT!!!(backgrounds) AAAHHH!!!

#pickled art #csp perspective grid is carrying me so hard

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look at my gay art studies

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i rlly went "THIS is the year i LOCK IN and draw A BUNCH and POST IT ON TUMBLR!!!" and then lo and behold ive been art blocked for almost 2 months cause i got scared of backgrounds wtf </3

got so drunk i turned chinese

#do NOT take a shot every time you die in halo 4 #within 1 hour everything became a blur #and then i vomited 3 times #showered twice??#and passed out for like 4 hours #STILL DIDNT GET HUNGOVER IM SO GOOD AT BEING AN ALCOHOLIC

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my eyeliner keeps crumbling apart and my black nail polish didnt dry properly and got lumpy why is god so against me being an emo fag

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NOW ONE OF MY PIERCINGS IS INFECTED NOOOOO WHY ME WHY ME WHYYY

told my manager i got some new books and she looked me dead in the eyes and asked

"books or manga?"

#how the fuck did she know

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now that i have Car im very overwhelmed. i want to take advantage of my new found freedom. i dont want my life to just be Home > Work > Supermarket > Home. but im so scared. what do i do. where do i go.

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cried at work anmd failed my drivers test im such a chud i dont even have a photo of some dogshit meal in bad lighting thats how much of a failure i am

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got paid so much money and passed my drivers test

WE ARE SO BACK!!!

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