Pickle Man

@picklemanhasurges

im the guy from pinterest please stop asking I mean you no harm. My name is Patrick, I'm 31, and I'm not here to cause any harm. Please don't contact the police, please don't alert the authorities, please don't freak out. I'm not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don't freak out. (He/him) < intentionally capitalised. btw pickled art is my art tag

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restaurant im working at got a negative review that was DEFINITELY 100% about me but all of my coworkers were coping saying it couldnt be me because they know me so well and good golly im just so kind and polite <3

(they dont know)

#the review said their waitress was super rude #and thats true i was #but IN MY DEFENSE #it was a busy night and we were understaffed #and i was already hanging on by a thread emotionally #so forgive me for not giving a shit that ur steak was dry #with that being said #i cant tell if im actually a nice person or its just because im scared of ppl 24/7??#idk reading no longer human fucked me up #hes literally me ohhh mmy goddddd

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gender euphoria to me is not wearing mens clothing or having a guy name it is coming home from a long and terrible shift very late in the night to pour myself some whiskey and eat a big hearty meal while watching the football

i just wanna be him so badly

#happy pride month to me #also shout out to the old butch lesbian who kept calling me buddy at work <3

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IM DOING IT!!!(backgrounds) AAAHHH!!!

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how have i not given up on this oh my ghosh

IM DOING IT!!!(backgrounds) AAAHHH!!!

#pickled art #csp perspective grid is carrying me so hard

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look at my gay art studies

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i rlly went "THIS is the year i LOCK IN and draw A BUNCH and POST IT ON TUMBLR!!!" and then lo and behold ive been art blocked for almost 2 months cause i got scared of backgrounds wtf </3

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got so drunk i turned chinese

#do NOT take a shot every time you die in halo 4 #within 1 hour everything became a blur #and then i vomited 3 times #showered twice??#and passed out for like 4 hours #STILL DIDNT GET HUNGOVER IM SO GOOD AT BEING AN ALCOHOLIC

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my eyeliner keeps crumbling apart and my black nail polish didnt dry properly and got lumpy why is god so against me being an emo fag

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NOW ONE OF MY PIERCINGS IS INFECTED NOOOOO WHY ME WHY ME WHYYY

told my manager i got some new books and she looked me dead in the eyes and asked

"books or manga?"

#how the fuck did she know

now that i have Car im very overwhelmed. i want to take advantage of my new found freedom. i dont want my life to just be Home > Work > Supermarket > Home. but im so scared. what do i do. where do i go.

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cried at work anmd failed my drivers test im such a chud i dont even have a photo of some dogshit meal in bad lighting thats how much of a failure i am

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got paid so much money and passed my drivers test

WE ARE SO BACK!!!

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my yearly earwax reveal.

#didn't like how clearly you could see my fingerprint so i blurred it for privacy purposes.

has anyone ever made their 2 autistic interests mate and create a new, even more autistic interest. i think that would be beautiful.

cried at work anmd failed my drivers test im such a chud i dont even have a photo of some dogshit meal in bad lighting thats how much of a failure i am

made this while listening to linkin park PISSED OFF thinking about my stupid faggot boss who yelled at me for being 1 (one) minute late when it wasnt even my fucking fault.

salad mix because i need more veggies + rice, poached eggs and spring onion. also broke my no soft drink at home rule because i was so PISSED OFF and needed a sweet treat.

autism is funny cause one day you can spend 3 hours at a heavy metal concert with no problems at all but the next day ur overstimulated and scared after 30 minutes at a mildly busy shopping centre

#my autism just didnt eff with the vibes of the shopping centre #consumerism incarnate vs 3 bald guys from nz going ham on some instruments

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urgh all you freaky little aroaces have been bombarding my tumblr with that fuckass ryan gosling movie. FINE. YOU WIN. ILL WATCH IT.

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tumblr users finally gained a good taste in media

oh my god i cannot put into words just how good that movie was... thank you aroace ppl

urgh all you freaky little aroaces have been bombarding my tumblr with that fuckass ryan gosling movie. FINE. YOU WIN. ILL WATCH IT.

#will update you all in 2 and a half hours #this shit better be good #or ill be peeved offfffff

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