Derailed

Found family? No I stole them fair and square

Parker from Leverage (I mean, all of them from Leverage, really) be like

best thing about eliot spencer is no matter what dynamic you drop him into the middle of he makes it a weird little threesome. parker/hardison? yep. nate/sophie? them too. nate/sterling? toxic yaoi in three different directions. harry/sophie? that’s brand new reboot-branded polyamory baby

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

I think it's because Sophie would care, and Parker and Eliot don't. They're respecting her attitude in the first gif; in the second, well, I don't think Parker 100% gets the social norm about "don't change in front of people" anyway, and Eliot's in "get the job done" mode and knows that about her, so he's not gonna be shy about it either. They know each other well enough to know Sophie's boundaries and their own. It's kinda great.

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses

i am looking disbespectacledly

where is aranessa royce. when will we hear more about aranessa royce. when will we see aranessa royce again.

#this is giving “do you vear vigs????” but i agree#aranessa royce#critical role: aramán i'm glad that came through because yes that was the tone

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits. Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time, Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya. Another rhyme, a rising note - congratulations, you just wrote Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.

Talking about the role of money in our society with a group of 17 year olds and one of them started a sentence with "back when cash was a thing" 40 dead 133 injured.