Oct 11, 2025
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the funniest man on the planet
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Napoleon doesn't stand a chance against one repressed wet man and one maladjusted dirt man
i haven't drawn them both properly in a while
Watching Hornblower after emerging from the Sharpe TV series obsession is crazy, because Hornblower is so gentle and unsure of himself? I'm twenty minutes into the first movie and with all the stuff happening Sharpe would have already stabbed Simpson in the eye for attempting to eat his dinner, decked him if he attempted to make Sharpe dance and the dialogue about death would go like: "What are you thinking about?" "Death." "Whose death?" "Simpson's."
But since I've only watched the Sharpe movies, I wondered what Sharpe in his younger years was like, so I've started reading Sharpe's Tiger. Apparently the bastard marched into his first real battle not having any fcking clue what he was doing but radiating enough confidence to make one of the officers feel more at ease about the upcoming fight. Sharpe and Hornblower are at the opposite ends of the "crazy bastard" spectrum.
Sharpe and Hornet dancing.
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Me saying Sharpe looks like Tiso somehow led to this drawing being made. Please do not ask me any further questions
Steel Assassin Sharpe
+ the hollow knight
I wonder what sharpe is actually gonna be like, but it's fun to imagine them.
just some goofy doodles because I suck so much at character design that I'm having a hard time making the rest of my concepts into actual visuals