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smuggling, which I first read as *snuggling, hi i'm still alive,

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
smuggling, which I first read as *snuggling, hi i'm still alive,

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Not me weeping about Martian robots during a documentary. Nope, I wouldn’t do that. (I would.)
Anyway if you want to cry a lot over a space robot watch Good Night Oppy
It feels scary because it’s unfamiliar, not because I’m incapable.
i made a 2-part uquiz called Which Shakespeare character are you? and it has 50 possible results. The first quiz puts you into one of 5 groups and links you to the group quiz that has 10 different characters each. Tag your results. :)
the funniest part of this is seeing people in the tags who want to get hamlet and get something from a play they’ve never read and they’re like UMM IM EMO??? i HAVE to be HAMLET idk who Edmund even is and I’m like… sweetie…. you’re Edmund….
#gaius ships them lol

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I can’t fucking believe that a cartoon predicted this
From the latest episode.
Shittiest “Simpsons Did It!” ever.
Husband Goals
$210,000/2 br/1540 sq ft
Hanford, CA
built in 1912
Me before the s6 trailer: *doesn’t think about aos much*
Me after the s6 trailer:
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice

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Emily, listen to me. If I die… Emily…
The most Brian May sentence I’ve ever read in my life
is Brian May issuing this monumental understatement about why he couldn’t complete his Ph.D. thesis in 1974 as though anyone reading fucking Brian May’s thesis isn’t gonna fucking know
“REGRETFULLY, I WAS THE LEAD GUITARIST IN QUEEN”
I’m not sure why I found “REGRETFULLY, I WAS THE LEAD GUITARIST IN QUEEN” to be so funny, but here we are…
… Born to be kings, we’re the Princes of the Universe~!
“under pressure” is really about brian may being unable to submit his thesis on time.
I'm so glad someone beat me to the "Under Pressure" joke that was just sitting there, the perfect low-hanging fruit.
I’ve been on Tumblr long enough that I’m like 90 percent sure there are people still following me from the 2013-2014 boom days who’ve just changed their icons and their blog focus and their url and now I only have the general sensation that I know them for? reasons??? but no idea why
it is Disconcerting
May the force be with you, Princess.

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Hips before hands.