wonderfully weird

It is good as it is. You are good as you are. Be present with it all. Presence is love. You deserve love.

To be chosen. To be cared for. To be loved. The sweetest thing. The warmest thing.

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

this is a fever dream right

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

how much are you allowed to store in jars, spread around your house?

As much as you like, but they can wander in at any time to smash the jars and take it

i don’t know how to explain to you that trespassing, breaking and entering, and vandalism would all still be illegal.

Thank you for injecting realism into the world where the economy works like a Zelda game.

wait is 5! = 120 an actual math thing i just reblogged it bc i sincerely believe that yelling a number makes it bigger 

An exclamation point after a number means factorial. Five factorial is 5 times 4 times 3 times 2 times 1. Three factorial is 3 times 2 times 1, etc.

But the more exclamation points after a number, the less big it is, a double factorial is every other number, so 6!! is 6 times 4 times 2, which is less than 6!, So yelling a number makes it bigger, but yelling louder makes it smaller again

it’s because you scared it

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

Find a soul that doesn’t lose appreciation once they are used to you.

This is very important

As a trained conservation biologist this is the most important step we can take. You do not understand how many issues we could solve if people bought most of their food from local sources.

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

please adopt old dogs they just wanna live out their last few years warm and comfy on your couch and bed they arent very high maintenance and are filled with love and tired

My therapist has said this many times, it’s good advice