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Growing Out of His Briefs (2020–2025)

who will help me get my gaining journey to the next the level? 🐷

Pfatter’s RelaXXLing Sauna

When the freezing February temps and whipping winds have our students thinking of summer, they can warm right up in our RelaXXLing Sauna - it’s got all the steam and heat of a hot Spring Break, all conveniently located in our Pfatter Fitness Center.

Our sauna will ease your mind, release muscle tension, and scientifically relax the adipose tissue in your body at a molecular level causing you to rapidly expand, absorbing the steam as you bloat up to unrecognizable proportions. Can other spas do that?

Which setting will you choose - small, medium, or large? Rowan here tried medium and experienced much bigger results than he expected!

Join our Senior Class tier to watch two minutes of our students taking a load off (and adding a load on) in our RelaXXLing Sauna! 😉🐷

SOCIAL MEDIA STUDIES: VIRAL PROGRESS VIDEOS

This year, Pfatter U is offering a new major: Social Media Studies! We’re educating the newest batch of big social media influencers on how to make it big on all your favorite platforms - and boy have they delivered!

Professor Chugg challenged his class to make a viral video of their weight gain progress to see who could get the most likes. Jason and Patrick had the brilliant idea to team up together and won the competition (it didn’t hurt that they both gained hundreds of pounds in just three months!).

Join our Senior Class tier to see their classmates’ viral submissions. And on behalf of Professor Chugg, don’t forget to like, comment, and repost! 😉🐷

Handsome guy gaining weight