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Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance

Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight

Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers

His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber

Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul

Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio

Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop

Rules: open your spotify "on repeat" and the first five songs are the soundtrack of your personal rom-com!!

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1. good 4 u by Olivia Rodrigo

2. Lost Cause by Billie Eilish

3. Drivers’ License by Olivia Rodrigo

4. Washing Machine Heart by Mitski

5. How To Be A Heartbreaker by Marina

cute!!! <3

2. How Not To by Dan + Shay

3. f*kn around by Darren Criss

4. good 4 u by Olivia Rodrigo

5. Survivor / I Will Survive by The Glee Cast

this is such an angsty rom com, oml. I actually kinda wanna watch it.

i fucked yr mom by sorry mom

gimme brains by bratmobile

wet by dazey and the scouts

cool schmool by bratmobile

i would definitely watch a rom com about a queer gal (that's really done with boys) and a milf. sounds very angsty though

2. hey lover - daughters of eve

3. slipping through my fingers - abba

4. turtleneck sweater - marinelli

5. dreams - fleetwood mac

these are basically songs i like to fall asleep to but I stand by them and they're bops. that being said I have no idea what kind of movie this would make for; some kind of dreamy boho/hipster vibe maybe?

2. I Dropped Out - And The Kids

3. Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan - Super Cassette

4. Why Do I? - Chii

5. Dante’s Inferno - Whirlybird