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If I say “aww look at the birds” n you say “they’re just sparrows” I’m killing you. Find beauty in nature or else.

no saying they're just sparrows. im blind. "aww look at the birds" "WHERE. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BIRDS I CANT SEE THEM!!!!!"

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

anyone got any tips for someone who's just now playing barbie horse adventures (red dead redemption 2)?

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

The Deinosuchus from The Isle has me gone because he would

rb if u hates terfs

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

quick what is everyone doing right now