SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

im just someones weird sister

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

huh. guys i feel a little funny

Oh my god, did you guys hear??? Chappell Roan was at a big baseball match and instead of hitting the ball, she hit a Christian Baby?!? It was a home run, too.

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with