We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing

finding army issue pants at the thrift store that fit me is so interesting. they were really sending three foot tall dudes with gigantic asses to die in vietnam

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

im just someones weird sister

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad