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“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

being a mclennon truther feels like doing knifeplay with occam’s razor

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

hate hate hate how sites are increasingly trying to make right click saving images impossible. facebook, instagram, reddit (app), pinterest*, etc... all make you jump through hoops just to save an image. can you guys not please. how ddo i make them stop. can we get one of those EU regulations or whatever that makes them all comply, or are we going to have to wait for global socialism for that. ugh

oh look, the exact tool that would have saved me SO much time and energy trying to find images hidden in the source code 🙃

Reblog if your profile pic is actually YOU .

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you