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#the intended audience of this joke is like. twelve people.
yeah but you're funny
I see the post has found another of its twelve people!

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help im trying to work from home but the clap of apricots hitting the pavement outside keeps distracting me from Apache Spark query optimization
Getting out my biggest cottagecore basket for this one
about 36h of accumulated fruit drop
help im trying to work from home but the clap of apricots hitting the pavement outside keeps distracting me from Apache Spark query optimization
just saw three new species of native bees i’ve never seen in my garden in the span of 10 minutes so i guess i’m the richest person ever
calscape mcp server. wucols database mcp server. CIMIS ETo interpolation map mcp server. the doors are locked, the lights are down low, and claude is about to receive several hundred megabytes of plant facts

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I planted ten little pawpaw trees today
Pawpaws are a Michigan native fruit that looks like it should not be a Michigan native fruit.
I'm told that it has the consistency of avocado, but tastes like a combination of banana, pineapple, and mango, with and earthy aftertaste. They are EXTREMELY delicate fruits, such that they are not really shipped anywhere- to eat them you have to find someplace local that has trees, or have trees, yourself.
I've always wanted to try them, so, I bought a few saplings, and spent a couple hours tonight planting them. They won't fruit for another 5 years at least. Each hole dug, each rootball excavated from its pot, each circle of mulch around the base of them... that's hope. That's a promise to be here 5 years from now, to see them flower, to pull sweet fruit from the limbs and try it for the first time.
A lot can happen in 5 years. But, I hope that you'll be here, too, to see how it turns out.
cherimoya’s here!! and with two flower buds!
so it turns out you can order rare fruit trees off etsy. like a bumpersticker. what a world!
May in my garden, in pictures
All my everything has come due at once.
Gallus, why is everything brassica? I'm upset? How am I supposed to get a crop rotation going, in consideration of soil, climate and what this family actually eats, when everything, I can think of, is brassica? What were our ancestors thinking?
"Why are all crops Brassica?" is like asking "Why are all dogs wolves?": Because we found ONE very genetically manipulable species and pushed it into as many fun and exciting shapes as possible.
HOWEVER, Like how we also have Cats, Chickens, Horses, goats and Pigeons, we also have:
Nightshdes: Tomatoes, Potatoes, and every kind of pepper except black pepper. Like Brassicas, they need a lot of calcium, so you shouldn't put them in the same bed, and supplemmenting both beds with finely crushed eggshells will help.
Cucurbits: Summer and Winter Squashes, melons, cucumbers, Chayote, Pumpkins. Not as demanding about the calcium, do need the kind of sun that will literally Sunburn brassicas and nightshades to death.
Alliums: Garlic, Leek, Onion, Scallion. What are you doing if you don't have these???
Special shouthout here to CEREALS like Corn, Sogrhum, Wheat, oats and Barely, which *can* be grown in a backyard garden if you are insane.
BEANS: Look. There is some bean somewhere your family will like. Black beans, pinto beans, peas, lentils, chickpeas, and PEANUTS. There's also Carrots and parsnips, but they have weird sandy soil requirements so they require a similar level of dedication and research as cereals do.
And that's just vegetables! You also have "fruits" which for purposes of this post are "assorted sweet-tasting plant parts", including but not limited to:
Strawberries, blueberries, Raspberries, apples, pears, peaches, plums, currants, cranberries, and cherries all of which I've grown in my yard before.
You've also go HERBS, which are generally not related, but you can interweave them between larger crop plants to keep your biodiversity up and help prevent disease outbreaks by acting as physical barries between plants: Rosemary, Thyme, Dill, Sage, Parsley, BASIL, Savory, lemongrass, and Mint if you're nasty.
I have to believe there's a few things in each of these categories your family will eat. Look up the nutritional needs of each and you can probably swing a crop rotation schedule from there.
there may be An App For That™, but have you considered that there is also very likely a Parasitoid Wasp For That™

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The lovely electric blue/purple Rhododendron augustinii.
really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
Bombus impatiens on Chrysanthemum x 'Evening Glow' / Common Eastern Bumblebee on 'Evening Glow' Hybrid Chrysanthemum at the Sarah P. Duke Gardens at Duke University in Durham, NC
you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.
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so honored to accept this All Time Shades of Green award on behalf of Tree-Lined Street in Mid-April! i'd especially like to recognize the amazing work being done by Translucent Just-Uncurling Baby Oak Leaves every spring for the last 55 million years
"Hm, I've already established that this nation in my story has a lot of sunflowers as a background detail, I should take five minutes real quick to see what those can be used for."
🎶You can eat the stalks! You can eat the leaves! You can eat the petals! You can eat the seeds! You can eat the tubers! Turn 'em into booze! Go and plant some sunflowers! If you don't you lose! 🎶
They’re also one of the few plants which can reclaim fallout.
They also scrub radiation and heavy metals from their environment, yeah.
Target audience reached.
There are no “Wild” Sunflowers. There are feral colonies of Sunflowers that have escaped containment or are leftover from vacated farmland, but Sunflower is/was a fully domesticated plant.
If you’d like to know more:
Eastern Agricultural Complex - Wikipedia
If you liked that, I have exciting news for you about Citrus
Citrus - Wikipedia
“Domestication of citrus species involved much hybridization and introgression, leaving much uncertainty about when and where domestication first happened”