CARPE DIEM

when you say youre gonna kill yourself can you include me in that as well? WE are gonna kill ourselves if its not too much trouble thanks guys

Best part of being an adult is being able to rage bait family by having basic boundaries and autonomy.

scrolling through my own blog like wow this girl has good taste and agrees with me on everything

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

tumblr isn’t social media, it’s an interactive diary <3

me once a week: messages everyone apologising for not replying to their texts, gets overwhelmed when they all reply, doesn’t respond again for another week

writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

i think that sometimes the best thing that you can do is remind yourself that there are beaches. lakes, rivers, and ponds. there are forests. little woods and meadows. there are canyons. gullies and mountain cliffs. there are rainy days. dry spells and scorching blue skies. that the world turns. changes as much as it repeats. that feeling slow today won't stop tomorrow's high tide. won't make july's blackberries any less ripe

gonna buy this god-forsaken web site and charge all y'all $8 a month to edit reblogs.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS

it’s a sliced mango holy shit

oh. i like mangoes. 

Toddler response