memes

listen up "bro", if that even is your real name,

love unliking and reliking a post after mutual reblogs it from me #loveyou

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

*browses own blog* amazing

No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

you dont need ibuprofen you need me to kiss U

weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a .zip file

People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such

seeing the 'mutual' icon change to 'following' feels like finding out ur getting a divorce through the morning newspaper

i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only....

*retaining nothing you just said* got it