earth devotee

hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun

can you tell the days are getting longer again

Image Description: A screencap from Gone Girl. Amy Dunne’s hand is poised over a page in her diary. On the page written in red pen it says: February 14, 2012. For Valentine’s Day, I thought I’d buy a gun. End ID.

im like if there was a wretched little thing

you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something