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Ladies get off tiktok we need you over on ebird

I’m not anti porn or whatever but I just want y’all to know sex is of the devil and so is the moving picture

has anyone noticed that halloween gets less and less halloween every year lately or is it the puncture wound in the world that everything slowly leaks out of in the end (leaves and comes back in a cape) vas that guy bothering you

I will do anything to be free

Even escape?

I dont know. Can i do that

when james acaster said what if every relationship you've ever been in is just somebody slowly figuring out they didnt like you as much as they hoped they would

When you ID a bird in front of someone and they ask you how you could tell and you honestly can't think of anything to say other than "by looking at it"

if anybody in the medical malpractice field wants to practice their autopsies i am available and i only charge.twenty bucks

I would like one David Cronenburger with a side of The Fry

it must be so good to be a larva. big white piece of shit doing nothing no expectations. everyone just brings you stuff. rock on