time’s up, the end is just a dream

me talking to a drummer: these metal discs you hit… fascinating. i adore the one which resembles a clam.

DING DONG IS US

Obsidian: ooo-ah

a customer said “earl gay” instead of “earl grey” and my lizard brain reacted fast enough to say “that’s what they call me in England”

My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

I love you Archbishop Frank.

Laughing my ass off at lightning rats, BBBBBBBB, and squawk rockets

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

Idk who he is but I love him

This feels like a cartoon

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

lets all leave tumblr for crouton.net

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can