certified catboy trainer

who is that wet little beast I see off in the distance

This is definitely on purpose - the white packaging with colored dots is specifically Wonder Bread brand. The normallest case scenario is that Wonder Bread paid them for product placement. The more likely scenario is that the animators wanted to put in a hilarious niche joke as animators often do. The weirdest case scenario is that the dude with the fetish paid off someone to do this.

Just the implication of the possibility of the wonder bread person paying for this to happen in a broadcasted kids’ cartoon show is hilarious to me.

metalworkers are wizards because they "cast" metal :)

wrong. its not magic dumbass

i cast molten lead down your throat

“Look at this snake!  He’s grumpy!”  Well, Steve Irwin, if a cloud giant ten hundred times the size of G-d picked me up I think I would probably be grumpy too

[blushing] “he said i was gorgeous”

I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

we don’t talk enough about how hard la la land slapped