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Book that was bad: this sucked 👎

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

We can do this everyone!!!

As for those undecided. . . .

Hey robot enjoyers! Did you know Yue Qingyuan is part sword? He may not be able to turn into a car (to my knowledge) but in many xianxia settings swords are a major form of transportation so it's not too far off! This is not a bit by the way Yue Qingyuan has a unique connection with his sword Xuan Su that ties his life force to said blade. If you like metal Yue Qingyuan has plenty.

Do you like orphans with tragic backstories and incredible skill concerning physical feats? Yue Qingyuan has both in spades! He may not be related to any circus performers (probably not anyways) but being the head of a cultivation sect he is extremely physical powerful and skilled in combat! He also has a very tragic backstory and found family that he both finds and loses but could he find it again? With your help maybe so!

Do you like a character that will go to the ends of the earth for someone they love? Well Yue Qingyuan experienced torture beyond comprehension and then walked into an obvious trap set by the most powerful man in the world and faced thousands of poisoned arrows for the mere chance of saving the life of the one he cared for. In another instance he literally traded his life force to fight for those he cared for deeply. Using his body to carry a child in exchange for someone he loves would certainly not be going to far for a man who has done so much already.

Top 10 Scum Villains likely to impregnate Yue Qingyuan:

1) Yue Qingyuan

Extremely likely to fall into a fertility plant and accidentally clone himself. He’s pregnant and it’s him ❤️

2) Shen Jiu

I don’t think Shen Jiu has any desire usually to breed the sect leader, but because Yue Qi will do literally anything he asks, he gets second place regardless.

3) Tianlang Jun

All I’m saying is that the big fight would have been a lot better for everyone if Yue Qingyuan got bent over.

4) Shen Yuan

Specifically as Shen Qingqiu, because of the listed reason for Shen Jiu, and he attracts wife plots left and right.

5) Mu Qingfang

They’ve had enough medically necessary sex for it to probably happen on accident eventually. Plus I wouldn’t put it past Mu Qingfang to put a baby in him to force the sect leader to rest and take time for himself.

6) Shang Qinghua

Has helped Yue Qingyuan out with one or two pollens over the years, and because I die on the hill of him being a sex god, but also a mostly good person who cares about his characters, I think Yue Qingyuan could intentionally poison himself to receive that intimacy again.

7) Zhuzhi Lang

Would fuck him at the behest of Tianlang Jun at least initially, however I think Yue Qingyuan would register him as a poor little baby who needs a mommy, and Zhuzhi Lang would come to greatly enjoy laying eggs in the sect leader.

8) Wei Qingwei

Answer motivated by lust. I personally think it would be hot and should happen.

9) Little Palace Mistress

She would do this to establish dominance. However she’s not into bears several decades her senior, so she spikes his drink with Get Pregnant and verbally claims to others she fucked the sect leader like he was a bitch in heat.

10) Luo Binghe

Only making the list because Put A Baby In Someone pollens seek him with infrared accuracy.

Honorable mention: Liu Qingge