It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

the women in my family are cursed like actually. we're reading my late grandmother's old diary and letters theyre all so tragic. she spent most of her life with a man who didn't love or even respect her. jesus christ

idk im sure she had joy and meaning in other areas of her life but like... 65+ years......... with a man who lied, manipulated, cheated on her...

if you need a vegan substitute for dog oil you can run your hands over a bunch of skinned unrinsed chickpeas

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

can i come over and concern you

Character who acts how “horror characters are so stupid, if they made good decisions this wouldn’t happen” people want characters to act, but it’s not a horror movie and it’s abundantly clear that this person is paranoid beyond the point of being able to function

Summer camp comedy but a twig snaps in the forest but this guy gets into his car and drives away for the rest of the movie.