Spaceface

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

Forgiveness

Sure let's give him something to be excited about

Remember the time it was so hot in halifax that the lampposts melted because I completely forgot to post about it when I was actually in halifax so here it is 2 weeks late

the melting point of steel is over 2,600 degrees fahrenheit

it's this. 67 is E.

reblogs were off

I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny

I still think about this one on a regular basis

they killed him for this

Train And Fight.

I Will Die In Combat For You Mistress