the thing about chronic pain is that it hurty,

ow

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

it pisses me off that everyone proved women like miss forcefem and sam candles completely right

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

the trans girl who’s always scared is wearing a really cute outfit that’s a little outside of her comfort zone right now. you have to tell her that she’s pretty or she’ll explode.

Having a baby to prove your love with your partner is ridiculous. "Ohh, let's bring a whole third person into our relationship and, get this, we have to teach it how to be alive." Nonsense. My girlfriend and I could do the same thing with another tgirl, and she'll start out way better at Magic the Gathering than a baby.

overload my nervous system with pain and comfort and watch my poor little brain short circuit. punch me in the stomach and kick my legs out from under me while im catching my breath and then bring me into the closest hug and tell me no one’s gonna make me feel good as you do and i’ll fully believe you i promise

like i promise im literally so malleable. AND im cute when my eyes go all fuzzy. so u basically win.

nobody even wants to do sex nowadays all they want to do is hypnosis and mind control

starting a tall trans girl support group and its just getting someone your same height and an enormous bed and you just cuddle and sleep and let yourselves forget it for a little while and feel tender and small and warm

norp i dont like dat