The City of Spiders

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There has to be a way to dress gothy and masc in a way that's also comfy. Like "clothes that could also double as pyjamas" level of comfy wear.

sweatpants?

Do you have tips on how to style sweatpants in a dressy, goth way?

The problem is the first sentence: there is no known overlap between "looks good" and "comfy".

sounds like it might be an america-raised vs europe-raised thing? as an eastern european i instantly knew what op meant and maybe its just that "looking good" here is not something youd do by wearing sweatpants?

If you walk up to someone here who's wearing sweatpants and say "I like your outfit!" you're going to get a nose-breaking headbutt, because that can only be taken as sarcasm, and interpreted as you saying "I notice that you're in a bad place in your life right now, and I want you to know that it shows! :)"

Do you consider jeans as casual? If not, have you considered jeans with elastane added? There are some black models I’ve seen in stores that offer significant more flexibility than classic jeans. That might be a starting point for further modifications style wise, and if I am not mistaken you should be able to sit in the aforementioned positions. Growing cat fur might be an extra step needed for one of them, but the other seem plausible at least.

Unfortunately denim is so thick and stiff as a fabric that the bunched up folds hurt when you try to pretzel yourself.

I made the original post while suffering in my slacks. I have fat thighs.

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

It would be the most high effort low-effort long distance sadistic domme activity. Making your sub use their brain when they are the least capable of it, in order to see a titty.

"You just have a bias in favor of women" yeah duh? Yes I am biased in favor of women and female characters. I do this proudly and purposely, as a direct response to systemic misogyny. I keep in mind that anyone who is female is always treated worse than they deserve, and I purposely adjust my perceptions to compensate. It's called feminism. Keep up. Flicks you on the forehead

I recently saw a year-old post remarking that the opening bars of "Holding Out For a Hero" kind of sound like Touhou music, and it occurred to me that both the Touhou series and Jim Steinman's body of work are situated in liminal spaces characterised by a sort of perpetual adolescence, but, like, in diametrically opposite directions.

I was about to make a joke about a milieu swap AU that casts Marisa Kirisame as a thirtysomething dirtbag who peaked in high school trapped in a spiral of self-destructive nostalgia for a version of the 1980s that never happened, and also she has a really cool motorcycle, but then I realised that this would unironically work.

I recently saw a year-old post remarking that the opening bars of "Holding Out For a Hero" kind of sound like Touhou music, and it occurred to me that both the Touhou series and Jim Steinman's body of work are situated in liminal spaces characterised by a sort of perpetual adolescence, but, like, in diametrically opposite directions.

I was about to make a joke about a milieu swap AU that casts Marisa Kirisame as a thirtysomething dirtbag who peaked in high school trapped in a spiral of self-destructive nostalgia for a version of the 1980s that never happened, and also she has a really cool motorcycle, but then I realised that this would unironically work.