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I'm so sorry to all my followers its just gonna be valvert brainrot for a while. get out whwile you still can

#valvert #javert x valjean #victor hugo #les mierables #les mis #les miz #gromqueer

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hear me out.......... really really short and muscular valjean........ who picks up baking..... and eventually becomes squishy.........but is still super strong......and everyone is surprised......but especially.....really tall and skinny javert......who will forever be flustered.........just a thought you know......

THATS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE TROPE

SHAAAPES SHAPES HUSBANDS!!! and javert wraps his long spindly arms around his squisht plump husband and valjean kisses javert's slender hand.... AUGHHH

#valvert #les mis #les miserables #valvert my beloved #i love valvert #valvert nation #jean valjean #valjean #javert les mis #inspector javert #javert

private-detective-javert-offical

It’s pride month Javert you know what that means

No. I do not. What is Pride Month?

Are you supposed to act prideful? Engage in acts related to the sin of Pride?

jean-valjean-offical

I’ve been told it’s to do with homosexuality?

private-detective-javert-offical

Hm.

jean-valjean-offical

Maybe we should go and investigate it together.

private-detective-javert-offical

Very well.

jean-valjean-offical

Call it a date, then, my dear?

private-detective-javert-offical

A date indeed.

gromqueer

HAPPY PRIIIIDEEEEE

BEE WHOOO YOUUU AAAAREEE

FOR YOUR PRIIIIIDEE

#valvert #les mis #les miserables #valvert my beloved #i love valvert #valvert nation #pride month #pride #happy pride

jerreeeeeee

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

jerreeeeeee

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

#LEIGE LORD INDEED #FOR SURE #ILL GO TO BATTLE FOR U SURE

dogpuppy

squirrelly-13

they got married btw

visit-me-here-in-wonderland

oh you’re not kidding

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wizard0rb

my breaking bad retrospective

wizard0rb

skyler version

pissvortex

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

suncaptor

linked tree (includes options to donate to Ghanaian projects)

petition to show support

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

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satan-offical

are british people even real

We fake the accent in front of people

the-eccentric-of-notre-dame

You can’t just tell people that

gromqueer

in the words of the great pinkpantheress, never met a british girl you said?

#pinkpantheress #lol

nollimet

“There are no weeds, and no worthless men. There are only bad farmers.”

the-eccentric-of-notre-dame

MY FAVOURITE VALJEAN QUOTE YAYYYYYYY

valjeansemble

OHHHH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL and one of my favorite Valjean quotes too!

thememedaddy

im in love with laufey can you tell

#valvert #les mis #les miserables #valvert my beloved #i love valvert #valvert nation #jean valjean #valjean #javert les mis #jean valjean x javert #inspector javert #javert

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batmanisagatewaydrug

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

carolofthebell

The lack of punctuation initially led me to assume that “christ menstruation” was a new irreverent way to refer to the way some denominations take the sacrament of communion monthly instead of weekly like others.

I was ready for some scathing inter-denominational reads but then I hit the word “pregnant” and had to reevaluate.

muffinlance

But going back to OP @batmanisagatewaydrug : there are ways to give your period the boot semi-permanently and safely!

Research options and talk with your doctor, but I haven't had a period in years thanks to my hormonal IUD. My kind is literally prescribed for heavy/painful periods as well as birth control.

Viva la fuck that bodily shit revolution!

Mirena is a prescription IUD that affects periods in different ways. Find out what to expect from your periods using Mirena and signs it is

TL;DR: 20% of people stop their periods completely. Everyone else has the joy of having them at least dialed the fuck down, because it literally works by thinning the lining that sheds during your period.

I plan on offering my daughter the option for one of these immediately upon it becoming possible, because why SHOULD she have a period for the majority of her lifespan just because Biology Says So. Naw man, if she wants to unsubscribe from monthly issues I'm 110% behind her.

Also! It reduces some types of uterine cancer!

GET AN IUD YOU'LL THANK YOURSELF LATER

batmanisagatewaydrug

jesus god. this post has breached containment so hard people are explaining birth control to me (sex educator). unprecedented.

ravendognerd

@batmanisagatewaydrug Can young children use IUDs? (Its been 20 years but) when my sister was young they just had her go on hormonal birth control to treat her heavy periods. I would assume there would be concerns with the child still growing and how an IUD would impact that?

batmanisagatewaydrug

IUDs are perfectly safe for young people to use, especially since it's a long-term form period management that doesn't require daily upkeep like hormonal birth control pills. they're also the most effective form of birth control anyone can be taking, which makes them a great safety tool for young people (or any people) who are having or are interested in having the kind of sex that could lead to pregnancy.

IUDs are a safe and suitable option for anyone menstruating, and have been approved and recommended for use by young people by organizations including the American Academy of Pediatrics, the American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (x).

One ob-gyn shares how she talks with teens about IUDs and implants.

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