*loud furry screaming*

stop grabbing my face while i’m resting and telling me how you’ll refine me into a perfect weapon which will cast aside the false ideals of justice and embrace the beauty of pure power. i’m trying to nest here and my will is incorruptible so you can’t do any of that

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

i'm very happy with cookie clicker's success of course but it's difficult to tell if it was a freak fluke or if there was some sort of unsuspected secret sauce at play. could i do it again. modesty aside somewhere in my hundreds of design docs for other game ideas there could be the game industry equivalent of a nuclear bomb. i must tread lightly

[lazy as shit, doesn't make anything] i.m saving the world

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people