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Do you think the doctors in charge of Mitch McConnell's body and organs are like having a huge debate like, who gets to be the lucky guy to pull his life support? Is he an organ donor? I think if you told a bunch of guys one of them would get to hack up McConnell's corpse and pull out his guts, they'd start a fistfight to see who got the privilege. Imagine getting to put Mitch McConnell's heart into an incinerator. What a thrill!

I’m going to ask for some elaboration, because I’m not sure what’s supposed to be thrilling about throwing a rock into a fire.

It's what he would have wanted - McConnell has always backed fossil fuels.

"And that's just on AO3!"

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

I wouldn't try to talk them out of going, I'd just promise free snacks to the survivors

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼