Melorawr

I am so anxiety ridden but I'm so chill because I am balancing a line that is "no one fucking cares" and "but everything matters". Poor Carlos, my new coworker, is just as anxious as me but does not have the chill. A customer was on his phone asking to be transferred to lumber and I have no idea how the fuck to do that but he walked up to me asking "I don't know what this customer wants but it's not garden, please help." So I said "well I don't know how to interact with customers either." And he said "please." And gave the phone to me. So I took it and answered it and the customer was mad and asking about shelves and wanting to talk to lumber. I said "hold on, I know where my boss is and I will take you to him real quick" I didn't even mute it or anything and just walked with Carlos' work phone to my chill boss Chris and said "I don't know how to transfer customers but he needs to be on lumber's line." And Chris didn't answer the customer and just transferred him, it looked like he hung up, and Carlos' face was like D: , like he just got told a cat was run over. He looked distraught. And then I handed him the phone and said "problem solved."