Buh

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.