a simple bitch trying to beat death.

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

reminder that most of the time, after signing up for a free trial you don’t intend to keep, you can cancel the subscription immediately after signing up and have the service through the duration of the trial without the chance of it renewing

Everyone! Buy HP stuff second hand or on etsy (which HP is much cooler than official merch btw). Dont let this terf fu*ker get more money

Don't buy any fucking merch you fucking moron is it so fucking hard to detach yourself from this stupid fucking book series

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

if you think about it, every song is actually about [current hyperfixation]

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly

You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.

Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast

shoutout to any other autistic folks whose special interests are less "i know everything about this subject" and more "i am rotating it in my mind (96 hour loop)"

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.