Metal Family >>>

Requests are now closed as I have a lot of them and I’ll be working on those for a while.

Omg noooooo 😭😭😭

Additionally, some things you've missed:

He also appears on the poster that was given to people along with the comic which is basically that one drawing of the fam in Ches' shop, the stalker could be seen peeking from behind the curtains.

In the beginning of e02s02 on Dee's phone we can see a few news articles, one of which mentions that a few bodies were recently found disposed under the bridge, and that they're most likely the latest victims of a local serial killer.

The last one... stands out for obvious reasons, but I think it's likely relevant.

Oh, and, btw, the poster says "ВНИМАНИЕ // РОЗЫСК" which means "ATTENTION // WANTED" which to me confirms that the serial killer and the creepy guy are the same person.

god damn. 😭

Thanks for this request, I’m glad ur invested! And I’m sorry I haven’t been posting as much, personal projects and works keep coming and I barely have the time to write for tumblr anymore. Plus, I prefer to take my time with these posts as I believe in quality over quantity.

But I’ve found the time and motivation to write here, so let’s get into it!

Dee x Girly!Fem!Reader Pt.2

-You arrived with Dee at his house, super nervous. I mean, you were meeting his folks. Most people get nervous.

-You made sure to wear your nicest skirt with a cute blouse and natural makeup. Didn’t want to cake yourself up like other times.

-Once you arrived at the door, arm hooking around Dee’s, you were practically trembling. Shaking in your damn sneakers.

-He reassured you, of course, and insisted that they would love you no matter what. And that if they didn’t, they could take it up with him. You two walked in the house to find no one there.

-Dee called for his parents, Glam was changing the strings on ‘Gibson’ and Victoria was working on a motorcycle. She came to you with gloves covered in motor oil. Glam arrived with perfect hair, perfect makeup and perfect nails, as always.

-Dee introduced you as his girlfriend and you went around shaking hands shyly, telling them how nice it was to meet them. Glam hesitated a bit, and Victoria grumbled under her breath with a light scowl. You just brushed it off and introduced yourself in more depth. Your name, what class you were in, etc…

-It took Glam maybe 5 seconds to get accustomed to you. He was kind of shocked at first. Hair all done up, with a mainly pink outfit. You looked like the polar opposite of his son. But then he noticed you were nice, and loosened up.

-Victoria however…

-She stared. Hard. Like she was wondering what this thing was doing in her house with her son. She was made fun of as a kid by ‘girly girls’ , so she’s very distant at first. That, and she’s very protective of her children, like a mama bear. Was very condescending and passive-aggressive for the entire time.

-‘So, (f/n), what do you do for… fun?’

‘Oh! Well, going shopping, trying new looks, getting my nails done… As well as the standard stuff, like watching TV and listening to music.’

‘Of course you do…’

-‘And, uh, how did you two meet?’

‘I was paired up with him for a science project, and we just hit it off.’

‘Yeah, ma. She’s real smart.’

‘Oh, is she? Wouldn’t have expected that…’

-You definitely noticed this behavior and clinged to Dee most of the time, in a very closed manner. Glam was just happy to be there, but also picked up on Victoria’s ways.

-Dee had to keep hyping you up, because you were too intimidated by Vicky to speak up about the way she spoke to you. It wasn’t aggressive, but definitely rude.

-Yeah, she was kind of an asshole at first.

-Glam cleared his throat every time Vicky was mean, as a way to tell her to stop, but she wouldn’t.

-Heavy was overhearing from his room, and figured he should go down so he could chat with you, but he quickly became intrigued. Just chose to listen to his mother’s comments, brows furrowing further each time.

-By the time she’s done interrogating and making you feel small, you decide it’s time for you to leave. Glam expresses his feelings of gratitude, saying he’s joyful Dee is happy with such a lovely young woman :)

-Vicky grumbles.

-Dee offers to walk you home, like a good boyfriend, but you deny his help, claiming you’re fine on your own. You wanted to show his mother you didn’t need Dee for everything, even if he was glad to give it to you.

-The second the door closed behind you, Heavy trampled down the stairs to join his brother and father in a group frown. They stared at Vicky for a good while, until Dee burst.

‘Ma, what the hell!?! What do you have against (f/n)?!?’

‘Yeah, you were mean to her for no reason!’

‘Vicky, you were excessively harsh with her.’

‘What, you’re defending that bimbo?’

-Dee would never cuss out his parents, but he came damn close. -Absolutely raging, he raised his voice to tell her off, only to trudge off to his room and slam the door. Heavy followed him into his room, also expressing his disappointment.

-She got super defensive, yelled , stood up, and left for the garage. Glam followed her after he apologized to Dee and gave him a talk on why his mother was acting this way.

-Glam knows Vicky, and he makes sure to not press any buttons and tread carefully. If she tells him to leave her alone, he will, and he’ll try again in 5 minutes.

-Once she’s taken her anger out on a punching bag, she allows Glam to speak with her.

-He explains how she was rude to their son’s girlfriend, giving multiple examples, and asks why. Even if he already knows why. He also adds how she seems to be upset about their son’s girlfriend being feminine, but she certainly doesn’t mind it when he’s feminine.

-Glam knows about Vicky’s struggles in the past with girly girls. Girls who looked just like you. She was left to the side, left out of everything, made fun of, avoided. She was bullied.

-He quickly explained that was no reason to make fun of someone who happened to look like those girls, and made sure she agreed to be nicer the next time.

-You were invited to dinner the next week. Of course, you were nervous regarding last week’s events with Vicky, but Dee said the whole family insisted. And so you agreed.

-You arrived with a casual dress and the nicest purse you could find, having spent extra time on your hair that day. Maybe she thought you weren’t classy enough? No, I mean, she came to you covered in motor oil… You were incredibly scared to ring the doorbell, and had to weigh out how to make the afternoon go perfectly, but thankfully someone came to your aid.

-Heavy was supposed to be helping out with the dinner and setting up the tables, but he had gotten detention that Friday and came home late. He saw you at the door and offered to walk inside with you.

-Dee stood up from leaning on a pillar, and greeted you with a small peck. Glam came out in a black apron with glittery pink accents, carrying a big pot of pasta. He couldn’t wave, but greeted you warmly all the same. Ches was on the kitchen counter, with his guitar, and waved to you. Victoria actually came to you and asked to speak in private.

-She apologized about the events that had happened and said they were uncalled for, and then said she was happy her son was dating someone like you :)

-When she pulled you away to a corner, you were lowkey scared 💀

-Like, ‘omg is she going to cuss me out and/or beat me up?’

-But you were pleasantly surprised with the outcome and told her it was okay.

-Then, you joined your Glam, Victoria, Heavy, Dee and their crackhead uncle in a lovely dinner, where you got to meet everyone a little better.

-And Heavy didn’t eat his vegetables and gave them to the stray cats, attracting a huge pack of them at the window.

-Also, Ches said he thought Dee would be one of those guys that ends up a virgin at the age of 40.

Ok, so I dug deep for this one.

you all know the guy who was caught stalking Dee in his qna?

This one!

I looked around to see if I could find anything on him, and I did.

(Photo dump incoming!!!)

(Not sure what the posters say, so if anyone knows Russian, could you inform me??)

he distances himself from the others, and he stalks Dee.

he is also seen in the channels banner, telling us that he’ll be an important character in the story!

Indeed I am 😳

Glam Shvagenbagen x Reader Smut HCs

SMUT UNDER THE CUT !

(sorry if my grammar is a bit weird, english is not my first language)

Of course! Ty for requesting! (Ps, my device completely died on me the second I finished writing this, and I hadn’t saved since I started, and I lost everything :) yayyyyyyyyyy, remember to save each post regularly, kids!)

wrote this as a self insert!

-You we’re born a mere 4 seconds after Dee, and he’s still insists he’s the older sibling. Which is technically true, but he abuses that power so much!

-saying that he should be in charge whenever the parents leave the house because he’s older, or insisting that he’s the more responsible and mature.

-You have more musical talent than him though, so he can suck it.

-He gets so pissy over it, too. You could mumble a song that’s been stuck in your head recently and he’ll ‘tsk’ each time.

-Very good twin brother, however. He’ll help with homework and always put in effort in group projects (I mean, he doesn’t need to put in effort, he’s Dee, but yknow). Teachers nearly always pair you two up together. He’ll also tutor you in his free time if you ask him :)

-If anyone picks on you, Dee will stalk them on the internet for weeks just to ruin their lives. He’s not letting that shit slide.

-Glam and Victoria always tried their very best to be good parents. They never got physically punishing (except for the occasional playful punch from Vicky as a warning) and would parent as gently as they could, at least, from Glam. He’s had bad experiences in the past and doesn’t want you to go through that things he went through.

-Glam will flash his creepy stare sometimes as a way to intimidate you, but he doesn’t dare go any further than that to scare you. Victoria may seem super tough but to me she seems like she is a super protective mama bear who will tug you into her arms if you arrive home 5 minutes late. God forbid you don’t respond to one of her calls, or you’ll have thousands of other calls and texts. Your phone will absolutely blow up with texts like these.

‘Are you okay??’

‘Where are you??.?.+’

‘Come home’

‘(y/n)’

-The first time Hevay came home in his little baby basket, Dee was staring absolute daggers into him. Looking at the guy like he wanted to strangle him. Heavy just grabbed at anything he could, wrapped in Victoria’s old bandana.

-Dee would snatch his toys away from Heavy, so you had to offer him yours constantly.

-Heavy was a rowdy baby, not the type to cry constantly, but he wasn’t ever quiet and still. He’d be jumping up and down or head banging (Victoria taught him how to) almost constantly. -Heavy will send you cat videos every literal four seconds and if you don’t respond to each of them he’ll get mad.

-He is the chaos child in the family, but he’s highkey the nicest so

-Teasing Dee about Lif is literally so funny 😭

-He’ll go all red and completely ignore you for hours on end if you keep it up-

-Ches was completely clueless while babysitting. He would frantically look through the pantry thinking ‘what the fuck do babies eat? Carrots? Granola bars? Can I feed them beer?’

-He’ll also accidentally swear on front of you a ton, and pretend like he’s not at fault when one of you yells ‘FUCK’ at the very top of your lungs.

Finished!!!! (My art is bad, and I’m fairly new to digital art, so let me down slowly)

And as promised, a pair of HCs to go along with it!

Metal Family Halloween HCs! (General and x Reader)

-Dee acts like he doesn’t like dressing up, but he gets really into it. He was that one kid who always had the best, most original, most niche costumes (and you could always tell his parents would help him). He went as Cthulhu for Halloween once when he was 6 and he just looked adorable <333

-He really enjoys scary movies and actually doesn’t get easily spooked by them too, he crapped his pants watching Insidious though. He’s one of those people who reminds themselves that it’s not real, and it actually works for them.

-Doesn’t like gummies, just hard candies and chocolate bars. He thinks gummies are too sweet. So instead of trick or treating, he just goes out and buys a whole bag just for himself. (Also he thinks he’s way too old to go trick or treating) Much prefers handing out candy to the neighborhood kids in matching costumes with you, you were Victor and Emily from the Corpse Bride that year.

-Heavy is just in it for the candy, and he likes seeing black cats pop up on his instagram during October times. He also likes scary mazes and all that kind of stuff. Doesn’t mind dressing up and likes doing Halloween escape rooms with his friends. He’s the type of person who likes getting scared.

-Although Heavy has a huge thing for overly obscene Halloween masks, he loves the classic werewolf look. With his flannel and clip on cat ears. Dee always teases him saying he looks like a furry 😭

-Heavy will always join people to watch creepy movies, even if he watches them through the spaces in between his fingers. He’ll have his chest puffed out and say he doesn’t get scared easily, only to not be able to watch Chucky. Put on the most disturbing documentary about a serial killer who never got caught, and he’ll watch happily. Now, put on a crappy horror movie with the least scary antagonist you’ve ever seen, and he won’t be able to finish it. Unless of course, you’re there for him to cling onto at every screamer on your movie nights.

-Glam goes crazy on decoration and the spooky shit. I mean, his house has a replica of a ram’s skull on it. And that’s on during the whole year. He has impeccable taste in decoration, my man isn’t going to settle for plastic jack o lanterns scattered across his lawn, no.

-He will sculpt entire statues for Halloween, he’s good at everything so-

-Sculptures of fallen angels, imps, headless horsemen, characters from Lovecraft… He is also a big fan of fancy candles! He’ll have electric ones out on the orch to prevent fires, but inside the house he’s got tons of them. In really nice scents, as well. During Halloween season, the whole house smells of smoked sandalwood and lotus.

-Speaking of what Halloween season is to Glam, he puts up decorations as soon as September rolls around. It’s his favourite time of year. He also likes wearing cozy wool sweaters. Likes it even more when you’re piled on top of him with a weighted blanket, stroking your hair lovingly.

-He loves the history of Halloween but strongly dislikes the marketisation of it all.

-Victoria doesn’t have much of an opinion on it, but she enjoys watching scary movies with the family. For two reasons, they’re like the perfect date night movies for her and Glam, and because she loses her shit watching Heavy’s reactions.

Ofc!! Ty for requesting :D

Dee Shvagenbagen x Reader who likes helping people, having lots of problems of their own.

・・・・・・—－－－★

-You were a known sweetheart, and were always there to try cheering someone up.

-You’d leave notes for someone who wasn’t talking as much, check up on people on the daily, and get them small trinkets to see them smile :)

-And of course, this included Dee. He seemed sad, or you just never managed to see him smile.

-And of course, he would deny all of your attempts.

-You would try to strike up conversation with him, or leave him little notes with positive messages. But to no avail whatsoever.

-He’d leave the notes where they were, not bothering to look at them. And he’d shut you off whenever you spoke to him about his feelings.

-It’s literally that one vine

“Dee, do you ever wanna talk about your feelings?”

“No.”

-But you didn’t let up, you kept going. It became your personal little goal. You would try to make him smile, giving him snacks, complimenting his makeup, talking about books…

-Dee thought you were flirting with him. Most girls tried the same things as you, so he figured. Most people would flatter him to the ends of the earth to try and get with him, he was used to all this. So he avoided you as much as he could, he wasn’t going to give you what you wanted. Even if he had a completely opposite idea of what you were trying to get out of this.

-But underneath bubbly, golden retriever personas, you had problems of your own. No one could know. You were there to make people happy, so pushing down your emotions was the only option left.

-And after a year of doing this, it began to build up. The school day starts off just fine, but as the day goes on, more tears well up. Until you reach your bedroom and completely let go, staining pillows endlessly with tears. It’s a daily routine at this point.

-As the urge to cry grew stronger at school, you stopped caring so much about Dee and just started cheering people up as you usually did. You would go above and beyond, hoping that the need to help people would overcome the growing aching in your chest.

-Dee also noticed this, how you became even ‘sunshine- ier’ than you already were, which he already thought was hard enough. He also noticed how you detached to him, making less of an effort to make him happy.  -It relieved him. It worried him.  -He decided to investigate. He had studied psychology, so he figured he could get some answers out of you. This was to practice his psychoanalysis skills, it wasn’t because he wanted you to continue showering him with praise, of course not…

-Truth is, the blonde had become accustomed to your ways. He enjoyed it. At first, it just fed his ego. But after time, he would smile tenderly while thinking about you (making sure you weren’t there to see it, of course).

-Today Dee was going to be victim of your daily sessions of checking up on people, whether they had eaten, if they were feeling okay, etc, etc… You walked right next to the bench he sat on, and perched yourself right next to him.

-Surprisingly enough, he lowered the book he was reading to turn to you.

-He had been planning this for a long time, deciding to confront you about how you were acting. And why.

-You we’re just asking him the usual. ‘How are you feeling?’ ‘Have you been staying hydrated?’

—————

“(f/n).”

“Yes?” I turned to him, palms still pressed onto the wood of the bench. His eyes darkened visibly, accentuating his smoky eyeshadow.

“Why do you do this?” It took me by surprise, whether it was the fact that his demeanor flipped completely, that he slammed his book and placed it in his lap or the question he asked. A mixture of all three, it must’ve been. “Why do you waste your time with me, with others?”

I couldn’t say anything. So I just stared holes into the shirt hem my fingers had found their way to, twisting and turning to avoid the question. “Why are you so nice?”

“Because I want people to be happy..!” I smiled.

“Are you happy?” He asked. I fought back with all my strengths to not let a single tear shed, reminding myself to take deep breaths. Pain swelled in my nose, my chest, my head. I put in all my efforts to not sniffle. This couldn’t happen. I was doing so well. I hadn’t broken down in school ever. It wasn’t going to change now. My mouth tightened, lips sewn together. I decided not to answer, for if I opened my mouth, the sound leaving from it would give me away immediately. I just nodded, inching the corners of my mouth up as much as I could. 

“(f/n)… Are you alright?”

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I couldn’t stop them. One stray blob rolled down from my distressed eyes. One turned into three, three turned into five, until fat tears were traveling down my cheeks in endless rivers in a matter of seconds. Dee stared at me in shock, at least I thought so, my sight was all blurry. I didn’t bother anymore, letting the tears go on. I knew he wouldn’t say anything to anyone. Choked sobs left my throat as I wiped away my eyes frantically. It didn’t matter at this point. I couldn’t deny anything. Nothing would make him believe me. I cussed myself out internally. I had a good thing going. No one knew about this. Blood shot eyes refused to stare at the blonde in front of me. I wouldn’t do it.  I felt his hands tug my arms away from my eyes.

———

-Dee was absolutely speechless.

-He didn’t know what to do, he didn’t know what was happening. He had no idea it would end this way. He just opted for pulling you hands away, because they were hiding your face. It all happened so fast, he didn’t know how to react.

“Don’t cry. Please.”  -His voice was calm and soothing as he pulled your face to make you look towards him. You twisted to try and force out of his grasp, but he made sure you knew it was okay to cry. He rubbed circles into your back, also checking around to make sure no one was near you two. You were vulnerable.

-He waited a good fifteen minutes for you to get it all out, and asked if you wanted to talk about it. You denied, not wanting to explain why you felt this way. But he wasn’t planning on letting this go.

-The roles had switched completely over the course of a week. He would check up on you every single day with no exception. Asking if you were alright, if you had done your homework, if you needed help with anything, if you wanted to finally talk about what happened that day on the bench.

-Dee didn’t know why he was doing this. Why was he so drawn to you? Sure, you were kind, and good-looking, and in need of some serious help that he could provide for you… If only you let him in so he could comfort you.

-He was staring at your online status. Online, offline, it kept switching. That’s when Heavy barged in through his door (after knocking, of course) and said something about a cute cat video. Heavy plopped himself down, next to his brother and gave him the phone.

-Dee decided to send you it, as he thought you would like such things.

-He saw your status become online, and smiled when you texted back.

-Much to his surprise, you invited him over to your house where you were planning to finally discuss unsettled matters. He was ready to leave the house within seconds.

-He ran towards your house, crossing streets and his foot tapping frantically at every red light. He reached your house at once, and ringed the doorbell. You practically pulled him inside.

-You sat him down on your bed, and took a deep breath before unveiling everything. You had to say something, the desire to tell someone what you had been going through had been brewing over weeks now. You got straight to business, crying in front of him for the second time.

-He watched in both satisfaction and pure bitterness. He felt so bad you had to go through these things, all while caring for others.

-That’s when it just clicked for him.

-He wanted to help you, as much as he possibly could. He wanted to hold you till the ends of the earth, to protect you. To blow off people who asked to much of you. To caress your face as you ranted everything to him.

-He didn’t think any further, and pulled you into a kiss once you finished your monologue.

-His arms roamed around you, and pulled you into a tight embrace to kiss your tears away.

-Dee spent the remains of the afternoon hearing you out and cuddling until you fell asleep in each other’s arms.

Requested by @grape-flavored-lipgloss !! Took me a while because I wanted to mass-post a bunch of requests, but I really hope you enjoy this! (Pretty long because I adore this idea and went a little bit off of the rails)

Summary : Dee with very girly s/o who wears a lot of pink. The Shvagenbagens don’t necessarily like her at first but she gets them to warm up to her.

-You definitely weren’t the person he expected to fall for. He expected to start liking someone with his style, his taste in music, similar interests. Someone like Lif, to be honest.

-Obviously, you weren’t the person he’d want to date the least. Diana easily takes that spot.

-He recognized your sweetness, and how kind you were. You knew how to dress, and you obvious took care of yourself.

-The science fair was coming up, and teams were assigned for projects. His teacher forgot to sort him into a team, and when they found out, they were both pissed.

-The teacher, cause Dee hadn’t told him anything. And Dee, because now he couldn’t work alone like he wanted to. (Not me basing this off of my dee x reader story)

-Anyways, he got paired up with you and some other kid who didn’t do jack shit to contribute to the project.

-You we’re constantly nice and kind, and never got very aggressive with the other student, despite his laziness. You would give great ideas, constantly be giving words of encouragement to Dee when going through experiments, offer to hold equipment, etc, etc…

-You were a team, which means you all shared a group chat, which means he had your number. (Thankfully he already had it before he started crushing, otherwise he never would’ve worked up the courage to ask you for it).

-Because Dee’s petty as hell, he put credits in the science project so the teacher would know that you and him were the only ones who did work. He deleted the group chat, as well.

-After that, you spent the rest of the science fair with each other. People would crowd around your project stand, amazed. Because, lets be real, it’s Dee. He would explain how it worked, and you shared the thought process behind it.  -After that, he invited you to a drink at the vending machines, his treat. What a gentleman.

-You two had a conversation over fizzy sodas (or something else, if you don’t like those) and mostly complained about peers or teachers you hated. It brought you together, to say the least.

-He began to text you more, talk to you more and even choose to spend time with you over Lif! Lif!

-mf didn’t even notice he was crushing on you. He was just looking at you during lunch and it clicked.

-Dee’s internal monologue:

‘Are those new earrings? They look great. I should buy some jewelry for her, I know she likes that one brand. They match perfectly with her makeup. … She looks pretty in that makeup. …Prettier than… anyone else.  …

I don’t like her, thought. That’d be weird. She’s just my friend…. A very good friend….A very sweet friend who I can rely on… A very kind friend who just so happens to be the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, sweet little thing. I don’t like  her though, soft as her hair might look and as badly I might want to run my hands through it. Caring as she may be. I don’t like (f/n).

….

HOLY FUCK I LIKE (F/N)’

-The man was too stunned to speak 😦

-When I tell you he turned his head away SO FAST

-His face and neck were as red as a fire truck, and he was starting to sweat bullets.

-He choked on his food.

“Dee? Are you ok?”

-Can’t even face you. His coughing fit was interrupted by small, broken syllables.

“YE *COUGH* YEAH, IM *COUGH* FINE. DONT *COUGH,COUGH* WORRY”

-He went a whole other level of flustered when you started to pat his back. Heart beating at a thousand miles per hour. Palms growing sweatier.

-He couldn’t look at you for a straight WEEK. He avoided you everywhere he went, otherwise the whole blushy routine would start all over again. A part of him wanted to be by your side at all times though, so it was hard for him.

-When he started to hang out with you again, he had to mentally prepare himself for it. Just imagine Dee shouting to himself while he did his makeup every morning.

“Okay, Dee! You will go out there and you will be charming! And handsome! And she will fall for you!”

 -Heavy doesn’t have the heart to tell him that he can hear him from his room.

-Heavy already knew you from around school, and wasn’t judgmental of your style or friendship with Dee whatsoever! He though you looked very pretty, too!

-And back onto that, he gave away his brother.

-You were chatting, waiting for Dee to leave his final period. And out of the blue, Heavy went :

“Yeah, he was planning how to ask you out for months now! Never gets it right either.”

“He what?”

“Wait, he hasn’t told you yet?”

“Noooooo..?”

…

-Of course, you kind of figured and told him you also liked him. He’s really obvious. But the second Dee heard his brother had told you he liked you, he was seconds away from choking Heavy the way he did in the 2nd episode.

-He was really grateful once you reciprocated though.

-He asked for a kiss so shyly, too.

-His hands trembled as they cupped your cheeks 💓💥

-Meeting the folks was… interesting -Glam was very polite, he just didn’t expect a person so different from his son would win over his heart. -And I love Victoria, but she was straight up judgemental 😭

-She’s had a bad experience with girly girls, so she’s initially quite defensive. Thankfully, once you’re gone, the kids confront her about it.

“Ma, what is your problem with (f/n)?”

“Yeah! You keep giving her the stink-eye! She’s nice!”

-She gets super nervous and over sensitive. Glam knows about her past problems with girly girls and talks her through it. She’s on much better terms the next time you meet :)

-It gets awkward with the parents, but once you’ve proven to them you won’t hurt their son and that you’re very sweet, they treat you as a child of their own.

-Ches just full-on didn’t believe you were dating. You passed by his shop with Dee and Heavy and he cackled when Heavy told him you were dating. Once things got cleared up, he was very supportive although surprised.”

“Wow, you actually got a girlfriend. And here I thought you were going to be one of those guys who stays a virgin until 40…”

“UNCLE CHES-”

Sneak peak !!

Requested by @minnievinnie !!  Glam with a female s/o who likes dresses, makeup and nails but isn’t afraid to stand up for herself and is also very intelligent.

-Okay to me this just seems like a fem version of Glam 😭

-Maybe not the whole hair metal thing, but other than that it’s literally just fem Glam-

-He also has a somewhat feminine style, what with his nails and makeup and neatly kept, styled hair. And he’s also very intelligent and isn’t afraid to stand up to people he thinks are rude!

-But I’ll get to the headcanons.

-Glam knows about makeup, okay? Doesn’t usually do full makeup with primer and bronzer and contouring but he could if he wanted to, and he could do it well.

-Which means he knows about all the best brands, and gets you the good quality stuff. The guy makes bank. I mean, he charges like 100$ for an hour of tutoring.

-He will do your nails for you, and even learn how to do nail art if that’s what you’re into!

-Likes going clothes shopping with you, and picking out things he thinks would look good on you. Even picks up a couple of magazines specialized in your fashion to learn more.

-Your style looks good on him ngl 😳

-Full pink, white short shorts and beverly hill shades- 

-He ate, to keep it short.

-Never finds himself having to stand up for you, because you already do so!

-But when it’s someone more threatening, you two do have to double up to confront them.

-He’ll stand behind you with the scariest expression he can muster. Which is a neutral, serious expression.

-I mean, he never stops smiling, so you know shit’s going down once he does.

- “Do not talk to me that way.”