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Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

invent a staying asleep that is also easy

they should also invent a waking up that is easy

and invent a staying awake that is also easy

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

I say things like meow and hell yeah when I'm happy

i want to interact with people more but what if they kill me

Killing yourself shouldn't kill you. I should be able to die recreationally

Link Click is fun because I'll be so confident that I at least have a grasp on what's happening, and then Lu Guang attempts murder with powers he has never used before.

"i can't change the unmovable node of death but i can create a new node by killing someone" insane logic. we've gotta stop giving gay people cosmic power