A Wild Clefairy Appeared!

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

@fishyfishyfishtimes

Ah, must be talking about the famous kalavaleet…

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

nothing will change your perspective on a character like someone who is batshit obsessed with them

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

Is the monk required to take his clothes off before arresting someone or is that just what he’s like as a person?

Let's just say he was exiled for a reason.