A Wild Clefairy Appeared!

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

@fishyfishyfishtimes

Ah, must be talking about the famous kalavaleet…

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

nothing will change your perspective on a character like someone who is batshit obsessed with them

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.