🔅️ you are my sunshine 🔅

oh yah and my references blog: @majomeirefs

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

its always so odd when someone follows you without even liking a single post of yours. what did you follow me for mysterious stranger. what post did you like. did you like a post from fuckoff narnia years of my blog where i posted about some bullshit i don't post about anymore or a post i made 5 minutes ago

i think my favorite type of fandoms are the ones where people like collectively hallucinate a guy to go crazy over

Marvel Ratchet: wow I like partying too!*proceeds to get horribly traumatized in various ways including: seeing everyone's dead bodies hanging from the ceiling, being haunted in your dreams by those you can't save, saving your best friend through a VERY long surgery, getting kidnapped and fused with Megatron's body, pleading your best friend shoots you in the head, and later getting immobilized and kept in your enemy's bedroom for ten years only able to talk and listen*