anime was a mistake

I had to find a picture of this 2017 article again because it's just so iconic.

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

best. trait. ever

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

i’ve been having way too much fun on twitter lately

Your battlecry is THUNDEROUS and FRIGHTENING

צום קל ומועיל לכולם!

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

“would you like to be”

Hannibal “Quantifiably Bitchy” Lecter