Dog Dad

I’m sick of being 5'3". I’m gonna drink Miracle Grow.

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

big dork energy

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

me, dying and going to the underworld: hey hades can i pet your dog

*lifts weights so i can carry bigger dogs*

do you ever meet a really cool girl and hope she’s gay? not even to date her but as a service to the community 

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

upon reflection, after reading some of the responses on this post, i feel the need to revise my original statement. i do, in fact, hate every single individual man in the world.

i feel personally attacked