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i would never Start gaming past 10pm but I will often Keep gaming past 10pm. do you understand

if ive been gaming for awhile and i see its 10pm its like ah yes. still time for a few quests. but if i havent started gaming yet im like ah well perhaps its time for my nightly respite

not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.

thank you Canada for exporting

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

The fact she went right back and tweeted it

dilute black (blue) mackerel tabby with low white spotting

paper

you put an Apparently Reasonable Amount of dried pasta in boiling water and it turns into Much More Pasta than Anticipated

you’re doing god’s work here

I am so forgiving. None of these other stupid unrepentant bitches could be as gracious as me.

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas