Dollar Store Spock

Sure, what fanfic idea?

melodicsiren my discord username 0u0

cat pile! 😼

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home…. Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

Sometimes I think people give themselves too much credit for animal domestication.  Sometimes the main character of the domestication story is some terrifying beast who reasons, “But salt though.”

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

I just want to sing to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony, "THERE ARE NO RULES. THERE ARE NO RULES. There are no rules there are no rules there are no rules..."

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.

When the world seems to bleed since the dead god was freed, Vithimorex...

genuinely loved this post so much that I made this

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