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Aimee: It’s just wild to me to hire someone to help you pick out the least amount of clothes possible, but since your dad just has one on hand it’s not that strange.

Aimee: Yep, sneakiness is the point! Don’t delete it, if anything it’ll probably make you look idk easily spooked or something and that might make her think of you differently too. Her standards for DJ are really CRAZY and since it doesn’t seem like she’s having a cow at this one, I think you might be fine? I’m not GREAT at it either. But idk anything past first or even second base is probably not great in her book.

Karmen: It's not about the amount of clothes they put on me, it's HOW they put the clothes on me! I wouldn't say I have "natural style" on my own so having someone look at different pieces and colors and textures and decide that they look good together for me is so helpful, especially when I'm trying to switch my style up a bit.

Aimee: You hired someone to just pick out shorts and a crop top???

Aimee: A fake instagram. Like for snooping without the people you’re snooping on knowing. You shouldn’t delete it! You look cute! And if she’s seen it, you deleting it won’t do anything! She won’t think you’re a ho! You and DJ aren’t even doing anything even a little ho-ish, right?

Karmen: Yes! My dad has a stylist and he let me borrow them when I asked for his opinion. Why?

Aimee: Of course really! You were an absolute snack in the picture! And the crop top was gorgeous with the shorts! I'm so happy you posted it and you're happy with it! You're welcome! I have genie alerts set for you and DJ, just to like stay informed and the public absolutely is! Well the young public, boomers r gonna boomer.

Aimee: Probably. After the Elle thing especially, if she doesn't have a finsta to stalk DJ and make sure he's not doing anything bad then I would genuinely be the most shocked.

Karmen: Thank you! I hired someone to style me because I honestly had no clue what to do with the piece but in the future maybe I'll just ask you for your advice since it's yet to steer me wrong. And aww, that's so kind of you!

Aimee: YOU ABSOLUTELY WORK REGAL AND HOT GIRL!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING!!! YOUR INSTAROYAL POST WAS EVERYTHING! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THOSE LEGS!!!👑👑👑👑👑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Karmen: Was it really? Oh thank goodness! I was scared that the shorts paired with the crop tank would be too much! I almost didn't even post it but I DID and it actually felt good! But thank you! After all, you're the one who gave me the confidence (and the shorts) to do it! I received way more fire emojis in the comments than I usually do so I think the public is responding well?

↳INSTAROYAL @KARMENINKA UPLOADED A NEW PIC!

This outfit is the perfect #summerfit , especially the shorts! I’m loving it!  💚

Aimee: But isn't that mostly just subjective anyway?? And being called cute by a crush being an epic fail or friendzoning is all about like tone reading also? Like it's hard to explain through text where I can't demonstrate the different vocal inflections but cute isn't always a patronizing word like how those people probably took it. Oh. I don't know, I'm not sure that's something completely unrelated to my boobs though? People always think girls with bigger boobs are more like sexual than flat chested ones. No offense, but I do think you're like way too short to ever work as intimidating? Regal tho? Absolutely.

Aimee: Ngl I had to look that word up but thank u! That makes sense! What really is the difference then? People still crush on cute/pretty people just as much as they do hot/sexy people right? Actually wouldn’t it be more because hot people are like intimidating?? An air of having done sexy things in my life shouldn’t count, I DO do sexy things in my life!

Aimee: Okay I wouldn't say BARELY trying. It takes a lot of effort for me not to look completely idiotic but ghjkj thank you. That's exactly what I mean, but if you've never had that kind of mix-up before then I guess it's pretty genius. Wild that you haven't really but genius nonetheless. You're welcome, it's just the truth! I don't think being considered "hot" or "sexy" is like that different than being cute or pretty? Especially if you think I'm all four, mostly because I'm almost certain that I'm JUST cute or pretty with an absolutely cursed chest. But like? Being attractive is just...being attractive!

Aimee: Aw thank you! I don’t really think I can say I ever really “developed” like a personal style??? I just wear what’s comfortable and doesn’t make me look too stupid and they’re mostly just the same things but different? Sure! I love that! If your kidnapping code with your dad has to involve a number and a color, how do you ask about multiple items of a certain color or something like that? Oh okay. I think you’re really pretty and obviously womanly, but it’s not weird if you want to make your look more more age appropriate and hotter if you’re not completely happy with the way you look now.

Aimee: Nope! I have all the clothes I need already, thanks! Most of those main characters don’t wear knee length shorts and suddenly wanna wear booty shorts! If you ever ask me for advice on where to sky dive or something like THAT, I’m skipping bucket list and going straight to “Clearly you have been kidnapped and there is a secret message in there for me to decode” mode, because I’m SURE you know I would never in a million years be the one to have advice on stuff like that!! Oh ADULT CONTENT type of mature!! Okay okay cool! That’s fun!

Aimee: No problemo! No thanks lol, I have way more than enough! I don’t know! According to a bunch of books I’ve read, people do crazy things when they’re going to die. I’m happy you’renot going to die though btw, but aren’t long shorts more mature technically since mostly old people wear them?

Aimee: Yeah sure! I can send you a link asap! But like??? What happened to you and your whole knee length of slightly longer-than-mid-calf shorts thing?? Are you dying???

I didn’t exactly have a choice in the matter the first time, so I’m not sure if I’d have one were my betrothal to fall through for whatever reason. In fact, it’s most likely my dad would just find me another prince before I even had a chance to process losing @djcygnet. Thankfully, I’m not losing DJ and don’t have to come up with some half a-s-s-ed answer. 

Sage green, pastel yellow, and lavender. 

No offense, but I don’t particularly see the point in matching my boyfriend with another royal. @djcygnet and I have been engaged for well over a year now and it just keeps getting better and better. And if I were to match him with somebody else, she wouldn’t be royal, but thinking about DJ and @aimeeblake together gets harder the more time goes on so I’d rather not right now, thank you very much.