The Road to Istanbul

here's a quiz i made so you can learn what type of fanfic character you would be <3333

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@lioness--hart here‘s a crumb

@lioness--hart why didn’t you tag me in this spindly

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Ornate eagle ray a.k.a. Reticulate eagle ray

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I saw the word mayonnaise and I immediately saw red.

Honey you can NOT dilute a war crime

Every one of these videos is like an Idiots To Lovers speed run.

If you’ve ever had the chocolate cake at Portillo’s and wonder why it’s so good, mayonnaise is why

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…this is how you make Devil’s Food, pocket friends. White people have, in a lot of ways, ruined mayonnaise, but in its original conception as an egg-preservation method, it’s a solid additive in proper amounts.

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Look at these dorks.

Squad

@lioness--hart have a pile of gunch

Look at these dorks.

Squad

@lioness--hart here they are

Thought this was a glove puppet at first

Potoos are great. They’re like muppets.

So many weird ass birds in the world, it’s wonderful

So that’s what they sound like.

@lioness--hart  HOOT HOOT

Incredible contribution

Apparently this is going viral on Instagram? Follow me at @haydenkristal

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this guy gets it

The decadence

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@lioness--hart yup