Simply Living

Like, respectfully, he’s a freak. And that’s his whole appeal. He’s cryptic, he stands ominously in the corner of rooms, and he speaks like his first words were Hamlet. Dude’s weird.

And then you get to know his character, and that first impression doesn’t go away. He stays just as weird as the day you meet him. But now we know him as the weird guy with horrible luck and the inability to say no to anyone ever. He’s got a heart of gold and a trustable face, I guess, because the poor man can’t go five minutes without someone confiding their darkest secrets in him and begging for his help.

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

LOL

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

-Cinnamon Bun-

G'raha is now wondering whether dating a maniac is safe or not

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If you wish to take part in any fandom, you need to accept and respect these three laws.

If you aren’t able to do that, then you need to realise that your actions are making fandom unsafe for creators. That you are stifling creativity.

Like vaccination, fandom only works if everyone respects these rules. Creators need to be free to make their fanart, fanfics and all other content without fear of being harassed or concern-trolled for their creative choices, no matter whether you happen to like that content or not.

The First Law of Fandom

Don’t Like; Don’t Read (DL;DR)

It is up to you what you see online. It is not anyone else’s place to tell you what you should or should not consume in terms of content; it is not up to anyone else to police the internet so that you do not see things you do not like. At the same time, it is not up to YOU to police fandom to protect yourself or anyone else, real or hypothetical.

There are tools out there to help protect you if you have triggers or squicks. Learn to use them, and to take care of your own mental health. If you are consuming fan-made content and you find that you are disliking it - STOP.

The Second Law of Fandom

Your Kink Is Not My Kink (YKINMK)

Simply put, this means that everyone likes different things. It’s not up to you to determine what creators are allowed to create. It’s not up to you to police fandom. 

If you don’t like something, you can post meta about it or create contrarian content yourself, seek to convert other fans to your way of thinking.  

But you have no right to say to any creator “I do not like this, therefore you should not create it. Nobody should like this. It should not exist.”

It’s not up to you to decide what other people are allowed to like or not like, to create or not to create. That’s censorship. Don’t do it.

The Third Law of Fandom

Ship And Let Ship (SALS)

Much (though not all) fandom is about shipping. There are as many possible ships as there are fans, maybe more. You may have an OTP (One True Pairing), you may have a NOTP, that pairing that makes you want to barf at the very thought of its existence.

It’s not up to you to police ships or to determine what other people are allowed to ship. Just because you find that one particular ship problematic or disgusting, does not mean that other people are not allowed to explore its possibilities in their fanworks.

You are free to create contrarian content, to write meta about why a particular ship is repulsive, to discuss it endlessly on your private blog with like-minded persons.

It is not appropriate to harass creators about their ships, it is not appropriate to demand they do not create any more fanworks about those ships, or that they create fanwork only in a manner that you deem appropriate.

These three laws add up to the following:

You are not paying for fanworks content, and you have no rights to it other than to choose to consume it, or not consume it. If you do choose to consume it, do not then attack the creator if it wasn’t to your taste. That’s the height of bad manners.

Cleaning is no fun and can be boring. try to turn on some tunes. Be out of bed for an hour already so you are not too groggy maybe had a lil breakfast already.. Do not log in to social media so you dont get absorbed into the ZONE and don’t clean. (this is one of the hardest parts) if possible get someone to help you. its faster with 2 people.

Don’t do the whole house in one day! If possible pick a specific day to do a certain room if it helps you stay organised.

for example clean bathroom on Sunday since Sundays are lame and there is nothing much to do.

Your tools: rags, dry cloth, warm water with cleaner of your choosing, a bucket, rubber gloves if you have sensitive skin or/and have issues with icky stuff. hair tie, hair band or hair clips to keep hair out of your face.

Bathroom: clean once a week. 

take out everything that might be in the way you can easily remove (carpets, laundry basket) vacuum clean floor: clean toilet with toilet cleaner. clean surfaces of dust and possible germs with all purpose cleaner. scrub bathtub or spray with cleaner. rinse off with shower. clean surface of sink. mop floor.Clean cup boards with doors every 2nd week or so?

clean mirror.

BONUS: vacuum clean rest of the house since you are already vacuuming anyway. kitchen: Clean 4-5 times a week. (if possible every day but that’s like THE DREAM) this mostly means that you get rid of dirt at the counter frequently. Try to do dishes everyday if you can. If you have a dish washer turn it on when its full. Since you are preparing food here it is more important to keep clean. stove is enough to be cleaned once a week too but if you are a messy cook it’s better to clean it more often.

take out trash every DAY if possible. no stinky trash in the kitchen pls.

clean sink frequently. like the little sieve in there. clean it its gonna be nasty otherwise after you clean dishes.  (4-5 zimes a week.)

cleaning surfaces should take 20 - 30 minutes max I guess?

Common rooms, your room ect. corridors:

Floors: if you tend to throw  your clothes on it often it will start to look like a mess real quick. Clean floor first. ( put clothes back in closet or laundry. or on the chair™. If Floor is clean it looks already better. vacuum the floor. if no carpet  you should mop it every 2 weeks or so.

Dust: dust is evil. clean surfaces off of dust every 2nd or 3rd week. I know it can be done more often but it’s hard ok? remove all things from surface first when cleaning it ( swipe surface with wet rag, dry with dry cloth) clean stuff you took from surface if it is okay to clean with wet rag and try off with cloth. place stuff back on surface. (stuffed animals can  be vacuum cleaned.)

Replace sheets from bed, blanket and pillow every 2-3rd week. 

other stuff: clean pet bowls every week. clean place where pet eats.

clean place where animal poops every day (for litter boxes)

do laundry 2-3 a week. replace rags hand towels and body towels and put them in the laundry too if you are going to wash underwear and stuff at higher temperature.

LAST:

clean your cleaning devices. wash out the rag you used or the mop. or let it dry and use the washing machine.

Sunday:Rest day Monday:Floors/laundry Tuesday:Bathrooms Wednesday:Living Room/laundry Thursday: Bedroom #1 Friday:Bedroom #2/laundry Saturday: Extras (Like outside work, or washing out washer and dryer etc.)

Try to do laundry every other day that way you are more likely to wash, dry, fold and put up. It’s less over whelming with less clothes.

You can hear all the Diaboys moaning audio here. 「Just click on their name to go to the audio post」 WARNING: NSFW/ R18/ EXPLICIT CONTENT. PLEASE USE AN IN-EAR-PHONE. THESE AUDIO ARE TOTALLY FANMADE.

AYATO 1 AYATO 2 KANATO LAITO 1 LAITO 2 SHUU REIJI SUBARU

RUKI 1 [Bathroom]  RUKI 2 [On bed] KOU 1 KOU 2 YUMA 1 YUMA 2 AZUSA

I’ve edited these audios just because of my hobby & my love for the series, the character, NOT for the commercial purpose or offense. All of them are taken from R18 games or drama cds & they’re edited by myself. Please DO NOT REUSE, RE-UPLOAD these audio clips anywhere. 

CARLA               SHIN

I am a filthy piece of garbage and I'm okay with it :^)

Character Ideas:

Character creation masterpost

Character Alignment Chart

More character alignment descriptions

Muslim Character questions

Characters with magical powers

Building a new character advice

How to create a character for an online or tabletop RPG (also a good guide on creating characters in general)

Royalty/nobility TV Tropes page

Basic character profile

OC masterpost

Random character generators - (1), (2), (3), (4)

D&D Character Building Tool

Character Design Ideas:

How clothing affects a character’s personality

Character Design Inspiration blog

Concept art, fan art, cool art to be inspired by

Character design references and inspiration

Sources for POC character design ideas and models

Create your own character model using HeroForge

For horned characters

Body and hair types guide

Random outfit generator

Naming Help:

Amazing site with an endless amount of naming resources

General advice on avoiding naming appropriation

Hispanic Surnames

Gothic Victorian names

Huge master list for character things in general

Masterlist of names of all types - including but not limited to ancient/old world names, Celtic, African, Northern European, Southern and Central American Native names, Japanese, Chinese, Mongolian, Polynesian, and more

Another name masterlist

How to pick a character name guide

Yet another names masterlist

Creating Background/backstory:

Character Sheet/Development Sheet

Another character development list

In-depth character personality, motivations and traits sheet

320 talents and passions for characters

On writing likes and dislikes that aren’t frivolous

Why you should write non-human characters non-conforming to the gender binary

Stereotypes, tropes, and archetypes

Random backstory generator

Assassin and thief character tropes to avoid

Character Interactions and putting your character into your world/story:

Comparing character height/height references

Characters who are scientists and writing about them doing science

Describing what different voices sound like

Describing skin tones

Writing friendship interactions that are platonic

Why having one character knock their friend unconscious to prevent them from doing something is a bad idea

Advice on shipping OCs with canon characters and what to avoid doing

Sweet Polly Oliver and Sweet on Polly Oliver situations (think of Disney’s Mulan for an example)

How to write multiple viewpoints/juggling a main cast of more than 4 to 6 characters

How to make readers care about your morally gray hero/anti-hero

On platonic OC and canon character relationships

How to avoid Godmodding in RPs

When it’s cheap to kill off a character

Writing dialogue

Things you shouldn’t do to canon characters

Avoiding purple prose in writing and RPs

Slang resources

Dialogue tips

Websites to chart your story/plot/character relationships

You want to write a fic where your OC, or OCs get with a fictional canon love interest, go for it. You wanna draw fan art of your OC with said canon love interest? Do it! want to post it on the internet, be it a fanfiction site, tumblr or deviantart? yes go for it!

Mintao: Anger. After breaking everything in sight he still felt the rage bubble inside of him. Who put you on this story, and alone at that? Why were you so reckless? Who killed you? He wouldn’t stop until he got his revenge.

Shusei: Depressed. He wouldn’t touch video games and sold all of them. He found work to be lack luster and shortly after your death gave in his two week notice to Akiyoshi. He wandered around, not sure how to live without you.

Kaoru: Quiet. Like always, keeping to himself was better than expressing the sadness and pain he felt inside. He lost someone important for the second time. How incapable was he at protecting what he cared about? He didn’t want to feel attached anymore.

Chiaki: Pain. The mixture of emotions at the news of your murder was a lot to take in. Slamming his fist on the desk, holding back the tears that threatened to spill from his eyes, he didn’t know how to handle himself anymore. “Who were they?” He asked through gritted teeth. He was sure that he would make them feel just like he was.

Akiyoshi: Regret. He should have been there for you-no, he shouldn’t have put you on that scoop from the start. He knew it was risky, and no matter how many times you reassured him he let you go anyways. It was his fault, all his fault.

FUCK ME. THIS IS GOING. TO BE. REAL. FUUUUCK HOW.

FIRE EMBLEM MUSOU HAS BEEN A DREAM LONG FORGOTTEN.