Team Velocity

I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far

Real love is when you’re both dumbasses

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

it’s so weird to think that some people can’t read sheet music

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

@raygunbradbury

Did Metallica ghost write this???