Milkystaar

Adult writers, your job is to comment under/reblog this with your favorite fic you’ve written(or share someone’s fic you love) and I’ll try to reblog them all!

Fanfic readers, your job is to recommend your favorite writers and give them some love in the comments. Read any fics that catch your interest, comment, and follow some new writers!

This way both the writers and readers can do something to help and get something in return!

@hanafubukki @yandere-daydreams @yanderemommabean @yandere-romanticaa @yandereaffections @yandere-sins @beels-burger-babe @laythestar @ventique18 @ysaefinn @merakiui

Also sending love to @chibi-celesti @coolbattlegirl @lilyofthisvalley18 @misteria247 @takaholic @mydiluc @capri-ramblings @entries-by-eri

Tagging all my writers friends whose stuff you should all definitely read. And yes generative Ai be damned

ME AND MY HOMIES HATE AI

But I love y’alls fics a lottt

@omkookie @hanafubukki @livelaughlovesubs @dee-daa

Also yeah, generative AI sucks

anyway, here's who i tag <33:

I will be tagging my mutuals and there wonderful works that deserve to be recognized because real talent deserves to be appreciated and supported 🩵

Of course, first of all, the most wonderful @seraphimswife (luv u vinny, mwah mwah <3)

but also these awesome peop's:

@levi-whb

@axel-silverly

@nuayn

@amoniloveyou

(Dahlia you too!!)

Okay, okay! Interrupting my exams-induced hiatus to give some love to my mooties + (if they won't mind) some people that really inspired me in the fandom to start sharing my creations again ^^

Here we go! @meiiii8 @amoniloveyou @lunatics-kira

@shadowalkingschemer BRO, YOU'RE GETTING A SPECIAL MENTION BECAUSE ALTHOUGH YOU DON'T POST THEM YOUR WORKS ARE FUCKING AMAZING!! KNOW THAT!!

(You too, Mysery! You're amazing, still can't believe we're mutuals 💕)

@jazeswhbhaven @seraphimswife @2af-afterdark @sulumuns-dootah @strawwbyy @mydahliarose (thank you for inspiring me into starting to yumeship)

And for AO3, for those of you who are into darker/heavier themes, I'd recommend you check out TheDarkSideOfHime, they're a favorite of mine! Just... Uh... Be mindful of the tags, okay? As I always say, put your mental health first and don't interact if you feel uncomfortable.

I think that's it for the fandom, but! If any of you happen to like platonic yanderes as a concept, I'd suggest you check out @pineconepie, @obsessedjun and @acosmicbee, they have a very big assortment of ocs and personally I'm a big fan ^^

Oh! And if any of you are into a little game/anime called Twisted Wonderland, I suggest you check out Pink_beeps on AO3, they're like super sweet and their fanfic are amazing! I particularly recommend their fic Sympathy for the Villain; but they've also written various other amazing AUs, so really, go check 'em out ^^

Some spoilers below & shitposting

Some people joined the fandom later, so they haven’t read or don’t know what some past events are about. So I’ll do a small summary of them as someone who read everything and hasn’t skipped any, help. (I’m addicted, WHB is my crack and my daily source of happiness 🐒).

I’ll also mention which ones are worth reading, in my humble opinion. Some aren’t that important while others are really important because of lore, understanding some characters or just have really good writing.

Sadly, past events don’t rerun. So if you want to reread them, you have to pay like $1-3 for each iirc. or watch recordings online 

I’m not a fan of this tbh because I’d love to revisit events whenever I want without paying like most gacha do. But I think PB doesn’t do this "mainly" for money, but more so to encourage people to actually read the events and keep up with the story. At least that’s how I see it, as someone with a shitty attention span who let's gacha events pile up and never reads them in the end lol. (Free is always the best tho!)

Anyway, enough chitchat, sowwwy. 🙊 Back to the main topic!

1. Guest of Halloween

This was their very first Halloween event, released in October 2023. It’s the only event not listed on the past events and there’s a big reason for that.

I didn’t pay much attention to it back when i read it, but if you revisit it now, you can clearly see the hints about Minmin being God lol.

Basically, Minmin gets invited to Hell for one day to meet MC and Ppyong guides him there. On their way, they run into all the angels (our first meeting with them), who are "weirdly" attracted to him. (well that's their papa right there so...)

(That’s also where I first met Rara and I was like uuu unhinged pookie spotted 😳💕)

He also meets the four devil kings and eventually meets MC. Sitri is extremely jealous and treats him like shit lol, Satan kisses him (??) and then Minmin returns to Earth with no memory of ever going to Hell or meeting MC :( f with this amnesia arc thing....There was also a limited S card for him that you can pull during the anniversary.

That’s a quick summary. I really hope they add this event back someday.

From here on, all the events I mention are listed and you can buy them.

Also, from this point on, these are events from centuries ago that document the devils’ past lives and histories etc. MC does not appear in these as they take place centuries ago.

2. Bimet’s Rage

Bimet being a money gremlin and Mr. Scrooge McDuck. Nothing particularly notable. If you like Bimet or the Tartaros boys, go read it.

3. Where Is Beelzebub? (recommended)

An Abyssos devils + Andrealphus past event. Really worth reading in my opinion.

We also see more of Raphael, but not his cute side. His cruel side...💔 Pretty sad event.

4. Requiem of the Survivors 

(TW: C S A mentions, abu*e, experimentation)

A Hades event that mainly focuses on Leviathan’s tragic past and Orias. Worth reading if you want to understand Levi better and learn more about his personality etc., if you can stomach the content.

(I was racking my brain trying to remember who Orias reminds me of. So today I was making my otome playthrough calendar and realized I still haven’t finished Nil Admiraris sequel. That’s when it hit me...Hisui! They have the same hairstyle kinda? lol.

Great game, by the way. Nil Admirari also has an anime, but the game is way better.) Best boy Akira, Rui and sloot sensei..can't choose).

SORRY. BACK ON TOPIC. 👉🏻👈🏻💕

5. The Two Stars That Fell From the Sky (highly recommended)

PLEASE read this event. It’s incredibly well written, beautiful and my all time favorite. 🙏💕

It covers Lucifer’s fall from Heaven, his meeting with Gamigin and Jjyok and the formation of Paradise Lost. We also meet Michael, specifically his cruel, unhinged side. Very emotional event.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

6. A Life of Investigating Leraye

A Leraye + Gehenna event. You get to know Leraye better. If you like him, it’s worth reading.

There was also a rare S card of him with a mullet (I love mullets), which you can get during the anniversary.

7. End of a Long Sleep: Niflheim (recommended)

A Beleth and Belphegor event. Worth reading. It shows how Belphegor became a king. We also meet Agares and Vassago.

8. He Who Was Called Mammon’s Son (recommended)

Lion King 2.0 Mammon’s past and how he became a king. I really liked this one.

We also meet Metatron, who was later introduced again in the idol event.

9. An Unsightly Guy

A Gehenna event focusing on Sitri and Amy’s past and how they joined Gehenna.

They also got an S+ card together, which is in the regular pool.

10. The Encounter of Two Flames

Gehenna again. How Sitri met Satan and joined Gehenna. Sitri goes super Saiyan. Young Satan cute.

From here on, MC starts appearing in most past events, as they're set in present time and L cards begin connecting directly to event stories.

11. Christmas Beneath Heaven

MC catches a rare sex bubonic plague disease and about to kick the bucket, so all the devil kings have to find a cure.

We also meet the homeless angels who nest between Heaven and Hell, including Achazriel (or whatever his name was). This was also the first time L cards were directly tied to an event story. Lucifer’s Blow card is directly connected.

(I remember when PB teased Michael’s attacker card by changing the app icon and tweaking his design a bit. A lot of people thought it was that Azakiel guy and some even thought of Uriel. Proud to say I knew it was Michael immediately, just from his unhinged expression. God, I love him.)

12. The Nation Where Chocolate Melts the Fastest

An Abaddon + Ronove + Dantalian event. We learn more about these two degenerates and whatever the f is wrong with them .

They also got an S+ card together in the regular pool.

13. That Butler Working Part-Time (2 parts)

Kings being M hoes for your enjoyment and eye candy.

Leviathan maid, Lucifer butler, and Belphegor attacker are loosely connected.

14. The Stolen Throne and the Forgotten Tale (recommended)

An Agares and Vassago past event. Really good and worth reading. MC does not appear.

15. Harumon’s Diary (mini event)

Harumon being adorable. Beleth also being adorable. Phenix guest appearance!!!

16. The Man Standing at the Boundary Between the Sky and the Sea (2 parts, highly recommended)

A Purson and Paimon event with heavy past lore. The second part was my favorite.

Pirate Mammon and Beelzebub L cards are slightly connected to this event.

17. I’ll Be Your Idol (2 parts)

(TW: dub con/non con)

The infamous Michael and Lucifer event. Devils and angels debut as kpop idols in order to save Lucifer, who Lucifer doesn't want to be saved lol and we get to foock his brother and our first seraphim too. Also includes a Hypmic tier rap battle between them lol. And Metatron appears again.

Recommended if you want to learn more about Michael. Michael’s attacker card and Lucifer’s Bloodshed card are directly connected. 

Heaven 

The Battle Battle Battle yeah

The Battle Battle Battle uh

From Heaven angels, a connected foundation

Hell

The Battle Battle Battle yeah

The Battle Battle Battle uh

Hell devil kings take again the title of King with a slam

RAPHAEL IS THE CUTEST!!1!1

AAAHHHHHHJLFDIGJVJFJDYGAAAHHHH

I’D RECRUIT RAPHAEL INTO MY BOY BAND EVEN IF HE FARTED INSTEAD OF SINGING.

Raphael *farts*

YOU’RE HIRED.

18. Visiting Ppyong’s Hometown

A cute event about Ppyong, his hometown and his past.

19. The Christmas Cake and Saint Milk Messiah

Making a cum cake and getting married to Asmodeus oiran style lol.

Directly connected to Asmodeus’s Wedding card.

20. One Who Walks Both Hell and Heaven (ongoing event)

(TW: reverse non con/dub con)

A Heaven focused event. Jophiel is a cutie, but Raphael is cuter and in love with us. Directly connected to Gabriel’s attacker card.

I think that's all so far? 🤔

Sorry for the unnecessary infodump and shitposting, I have autism. 🐒💕

Ok my lovelies…IT’S TIME.

To reveal to you… the angel boys’ uncensored pps.

Enough with the otome and bl recs, I'm back with some "quality" WHB shitposting.

Because tumblr hates nsfw even if that's 2D and bc I can’t censor things like on twitter or reddit, I’ll include everything in links below.

I’ll also include the CGs, both the female and male versions.

Michael

Looking back at Michael’s pp, man… I don’t know. 38 cm sounds way too extreme to me. But yeah, that thing is absolutely a third leg. Like, a real third leg.

God i wish that were me his hands so sexy here....

I’m honestly surprised the story didn’t emphasize about how HUGE that angel boy is.

(And it’s funny how I’m always telling my friends, “I’ve had enough of dominant LIs, where are my M kuns and femdom LIs!!?”

But the moment I see Michael’s sexy veiny arms and those sexy, thick thighs, I’m immediately like yes, destroy me ♡~

I’m not an M, I’m not an M, I’m not an M—I’m in more denial than Gabriel sometimes lol. Obviously jk. I love both, and I’m glad they cater to everyone. And of course, Raphael is best boy!!!1.

Back on dick topic, they nerfed the devils’ pp sizes a lot in general after the book collection thingy profile update, though. Glasyalabolas was nerfed the most :((, in my opinion, because in the main story MC kept saying that dude had a third leg and that there was no way it would fit, it even reached her stomach when giving him head. (OK im happy that wasn't me bc my gag reflex is.bad.like very bad. Lucifer went from 32 cm down to 27 cm too.

Raphy<3

In Raphael’s story, MC also says his pp is really big. And yeah, Rara definitely has a big one, just not “pierced spleen/womb/anal collapse” big, I guess lmao.

Raphael’s beautiful pp.

Sorry I took a bite in this one he was too cute.

Raphael cg fem mc.

Raphael cg male mc.

I think extremely long horse dicks are ridiculous too ngl. When I read some BL webtoons, they can be so over the top that it gets distracting. Like, wtf is that shite. 😹 Medieval times are over, people aren’t getting impaled anymore for saying the earth isn't flat, so what is this shit.

Gabby *smacks then kisses*

When MC first removed Gabriel’s pp belt, I was like omg girls disappointed it’s small xD bc she went like "..Ah." But then I remembered it’s only small compared to the THIRD LEGS PEOPLE IN HELL AMD HEAVEN HAVE. LIKE WTF 38 CM IS A LOG.

Of course, Gabby’s pp keeps growing anyway bc at least his pp honest but yeah it is not that big which makes it even funnier when I think about it. They hate each other so much, but it’s honestly hilarious how sexually compatible they are. Their chemistry is insane. Once he starts to seriously like her things aren't going to be smooth frfr.

Gabriel pp

Gabriel pp oozing angel essence

Gabriel fem mc

Gabriel male mc

Bro, male MC’s pp is ugly af. Sorry PB, but you lost me there. Zero effort for male MC xD

And wtf is Gabriel licking…air or shoulder?

The tit also shrank from all of his tit sucking and grabbing lmao Gabriel.

I used to read both versions male/female, but I stopped because they mostly just swapped pussy with butt or dick. I don’t know if the writing has improved since then or if they actually put effort into writing a proper male POV MC now. But yeah...just draw a cg it costs 50 bucks the card if paid no excuse.

Also, out of the main LIs, the only characters whose height, weight, pp size, and mental illnesses we don’t know yet are Raphael and Gabriel.

We do know their star signs/constellations, even though not the exact dates, since angels don’t celebrate birthdays (sad).

So here are my predictions/assumptions:

Raphael:

He’s probably around 1.87–1.95 cm. He’s been in squat pose the whole time, so it’s hard to tell if he’s taller than his brothers or not lol. Standing up, he definitely looks tall, especially in his attacker sprite. He might be shorter than Michael, but he’s definitely not taller than Lucifer or anywhere near Mammon’s height.

PP size wise… maybe 18–21 cm? It looks around Levi’s and Satan’s size.

Gabriel:

I honestly have no idea. Sometimes he looks close to Satan’s height, other times closer to Levi or Beel. He does look shorter than his siblings overall, though.

I’d guess around 1.80–1.85 cm, maybe up to 1.90 cm max.

Angels in general seem taller than devils, judging by Lucifer, Beleth and Michael, so they should be taller than most or at least around Levi/Beel/Asmo height.

Gabriel’s pp isn’t described as that big according to MC, but it’s described literally as perfect for her. She’s basically like damn, this pp was made for my womb.

Visually, it looks around 15–17 cm. But again I'm not a dick expert. It's not a leg though.

Michael:

Again, 38 cm is insane. If they’re nerfing things, he should probably be around 27 cm, like Lucifer.

But if they really want to keep Michael as the biggest pp owner in the game they could just leave him at 30 cm lol.

Actually, Asmodeus technically has the biggest one, since he can shapeshift it and make it big enough to jump rope with or use it as a protective bar when the suburban railway passes LOL.

Thanks for listening to my DicKtalk.

ALSO JUSTICE FOR MICHAEL AND HIS DICK HE GOT NO CG AND AMNESIA.