The SoundCircus

"The sword does not kill. The hand kills. The hand is the most beautiful part of a human being, and is capable of nearly infinitely other things than parting men from their ghosts. Once you touch the sword, a terrible tragedy will occur, and your hand will slowly lose this ability. Over time, it will cease to be a hand, and become a sword.” - Kill Six Billion Demons

rb to bring lunch for everybody

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

horse dutifully typing away on a comically large keyboard in front of a beautiful icelandic landscape that is the life right there i wonder if this horse is typing peaceful and joyful messages or sending 20 slurs directly into my inbox

the horse was in fact sending slurs into my inbox

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

and then just left

Twitter link

breaking news: my girlfriend just murdered me

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

You pass peer review

YEAAAAAAAAAH

Hang on I need to look something up