✰I eat gender✰

genuinely not over the idea that all the quest names are johnny’s choice, specifically because of (don’t fear) the reaper.. oh you mean the song about how death is inevitable but love is eternal so why not embrace the end together in a final flourish of devotion? the one where their love is compared to that of romeo and juliet? right…. right….

Johnny thinks I'm stupid >:(

thinking about how caleb calls astrid "handsome" instead of "pretty" and that weird predator & prey dynamic essek and astrid have where they both think they're the predator and the idea that someone CAN gut you where you stand but is choosing not to and "if there is any love left between us" and "you could come with us" and "is it him?" and "you look good" and "bren sends his regards" and "you were always a better dancer than me" and political leverage and sharing liquor and the idea of fate and the matron and the luxon and control and the awful things someone can do and have done to them in the name of ambition and wulf's hand tucked in caleb's pocket and huddling for wamth and the brush of wulf's thumb before he cuts caleb's hair and . then i tear all my hair out and dash myself against a jagged cliffside a million times until i die

And when we see that Astrid still has that hair tie Bren gave her all those years ago even though her hair’s shorter? What then, huh? What then?

Very funny that Johnny was basically forced into the positive socialising that most definitely smoothed over some of the rougher edges. Wrapped him in a "V" burrito and ignored the hissing until he calmed the fuck down a little.

Vampires be like

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements

My goodness why is Rogue's voice so damn sensual??

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011