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saying “i wouldn’t be a good parent” is a morally neutral statement and i’m sick of whenever i say it people replying “noo no you’d be a GREAT mother i know you would!!!” like… no! being a good parent requires a certain set of skills and traits and i know that i don’t have them and that’s a good thing!!! i think people should figure out if they would be good parents BEFORE having kids and maybe we’d have less shitty parents in the world! fuck!

"kids are getting indoctrinated into transgenderism" did you know that left handedness increased from 3% to 12% when they stopped beating left handed children.

maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*

BREAKING: A Bearded White Guy has become hopelessly stuck in the Bearded White Guy Mindtrap

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

through autism and necromancy everything is possible

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

im grilling absolute cheese

using tumblr while youre having a mental breakdown

Being a fan of Dimension 20 comes with a deep insatiable envy that it is not also my job to play d&d with my friends all the time