at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

to everyone taking exams: u gon be ok. we gon be ok.

Winnie the Pooh is a fat icon tbh

reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too

any other lesbo here desperately want a dagger. like a nice solid weighty silver dagger

What if I am straight, yet still desire the dagger?

get back demon

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

we turn off the lights so our partner doesn’t noticed we are basically echolocating everytime we moan

ECHOLOCATING

and how could I forget that time I went flower-picking and came back pregnant with an extrovert’s child? smh. and extroverts are always fucking up my crops and livestock and spoiling my milk. have they no boundaries?!