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If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. I loved it and the themes of the game, and wanted to use it as practice to see if i can control the way readers ‘hear’ the words through images.
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btw having curly hair but not being taught how to care about it as a child means that even if you are white, the majority of hair advice being given by other white people is useless and actively harmful to you, so you literally owe everything you know to black and brown women online
who else notices the young straight women without boyfriends or sons who need something to project their gender essentialism on to so they're out here being weird about their male cats
"only girls with boy cats will understand 🩷" and its just a video of a cat being affectionate to its owner...girl that is just a cat and he loves you because he is your cat and not because he is a boy. you also removed his balls so any hormone that would make him any biologically different from a female cat is missing from his body. that is a eunich and he loves you because you pet him and give him yummy meal. not because he has a penis
I put this in the tags but I feel this is very important: cats are individuals and can be mean or affectionate regardless of sex. However, the stereotype of male cats (especially neutered ones) being more affectionate LITERALLY LEADS TO FEMALE CATS STAYING IN SHELTERS LONGER.
Your gender essentialism is so bad it is affecting animals getting homes. Please unlearn this so that we can have a better world for all creatures.
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I just saw a post that deeply annoyed me because it went, "Here's a story that's like a Regency romance, but I FIXED it by making the characters sexually liberated and shame-free and polyamorous!"
This is like saying, "Here's a story that's like a thriller, but I FIXED it by having the serial killer go to therapy instead of trapping victims in his evil maze and dismembering them."
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The thing a lot of people don't seem to get is that the entire appeal of a Regency romance is watching a deeply repressed, perfectly controlled, buttoned up, straight-laced person who has never expressed an emotion before fall so hard for someone that something in them just breaks and they come completely unhinged.
It's a very specific kink that this genre is tapping into.
People who think the characters in a Regency novel are boring are missing the whole point. The characters are supposed to be boring, right up until they fall so madly in love that it drives them insane, at which point they become very interesting. Regency romance novelists are doing the writing equivalent of putting plain white featureless uncooked whole eggs in a microwave and waiting for them to explode.
i love how you used to be able to just say whatever you wanted
you can feel the moment in a tv show when a woman who was an independent character suddenly becomes a love interest. its like shackle locking onto her ankle.
God what i wouldn't give to have the sheer stamina and work ethic of my next door neighbor. Every morning, 8am, the hammers and drills come out. he's putting up shelves. he's feeding cables through walls 6 inches from my pillow. He's putting together furniture. He's making smoothies. He's 74 years old. Does it piss me off? of course. But i have to admit that he is clearly also the superior being. I need The Substance but to turn me (anemic 20-something with the constitution of a consumptive Victorian child) into this absolute beast of a man
Met this same neighbor today as he was effortlessly hauling his bike up 4 flights of stairs having just finished a 20 mile bike ride and i (masked and bedraggled) explained that I'm on the tail end of a cold but venturing out as I've run out of food, and he was like "Aww no!! 🥺🥺 If you ever need me to pop down to the shops and do some shopping for you just let me know!!" like Steven, that is SO kind, truly, but I have to draw the line at you doing Meals on Wheels for me right now. what i actually need is for you to come with me on a Back To The Future style adventure and somehow make you my biological grandpa because my current genes are simply not pulling their weight. can you leave me your zest for life in your will, Steven. Steven please
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I feel like every year the girl names get more boyish like what do you mean you are a teenage girl named Ian??
And this leads to an escalation on the boy name front where like, once upon a time shit like Hunter was something parents in the Bush era made up to reassure ppl there was no fag shit going on with their kids and now the most famous trans woman in country is named Hunter so p soon we are gonna need to call the boys shit like Blade and Laser
I'm gonna be teaching in 2030 and all the girls are going to be named Arnold and Connor and all the boys are gonna be named Gun
sorry but gun is already a girl’s name
haters do not want you to know this but if you pick up something heavy every day it will eventually stop being quite as heavy. this is because the heavy thing, having witnessed your dedication, begins to yield its essence to you. and you, in turn, begin to absorb that essence into your own being. this is what makes people strong. the more essence you absorb, the stronger you become, and the more respect you command from the world around you.
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In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder
ADHD content is relentlessly pushed to me by algorithm-driven social media websites. wonder why
it's really hard to say this without sounding like a crunchy antivax conspiracy theorist mom, but consider who exactly is incentivized to make you feel like your difficulties with focusing and inability to stay on top of all your responsibilities are the results of an individual disability as opposed to reflections of unnatural and cruel social conditions
i am certain ADHD exists. i am confident about my personal diagnosis given that my issues were very prominent starting in early childhood. but i also think the current mass obsession with ADHD is pretty suspicious
Here’s an expensive meal kit service designed for people with ADHD! Here’s a special browser add-on that collects your data that is especially designed for people with ADHD! Here is an expensive planner designed for people with ADHD (it’s literally just a regular planner)! Here is a downloadable cleaning checklist for people with ADHD for only five dollars! Here is a special kind of toothbrush that requires less effort and also doesn’t actually prevent a gingivitis, specially designed for people ADHD, that’s also super expensive! Here is the one toy that you need for emotional regulation for $26! Did you know people with ADHD don’t drink enough water? Buy our electrolyte powders! It is no different than the propel powder you can get at the store for a tenth of the price. Did you know that the ADHD brain craves caffeine? Buy our multi pack of Alanni.
Also, anyone who doesn’t put up with you emotional lability is ableist. Cut them out. No real life community, no one you could count on for a healthy emotional interaction or when you need help. That allows you to buy more products and consume more online algorithm driven nonsense.
Watch more ten second videos. Watch fifty ten second videos. You can’t focus because that’s just your brain. Doomscroll fifty more ten second clips.
Because it’s never ‘here is simple practical ways to manage your ADHD’, it’s ‘you have ADHD, give me twenty bucks’.
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